I have TWO of these.

[Anonymous]

Are you a heavy drinker, BT?

Are you not paying attention. Most of the whiskies I enjoy is $100 and up. It does not lend itself to drinking heavily. I drink sparingly, never on weekdays, and only a dram at a time.

In old Joe the gossips eyes, you drink, you are an booze hound. You oppose carbon tax madness/enfocing border control you are right wing. And if you aint an adult virgin like he is, you are a stud.

Did JOE really say he is a virgin?

[JOE]

Are you a heavy drinker, BT?

Are you not paying attention. Most of the whiskies I enjoy is $100 and up. It does not lend itself to drinking heavily. I drink sparingly, never on weekdays, and only a dram at a time.

In old Joe the gossips eyes, you drink, you are an booze hound. You oppose carbon tax madness/enfocing border control you are right wing. And if you aint an adult virgin like he is, you are a stud.

Did JOE really say he is a virgin?

In Real Life I'm Grandpa opposite of Hoimin:

[Anonymous]

Are you a heavy drinker, BT?

Are you not paying attention. Most of the whiskies I enjoy is $100 and up. It does not lend itself to drinking heavily. I drink sparingly, never on weekdays, and only a dram at a time.

In old Joe the gossips eyes, you drink, you are an booze hound. You oppose carbon tax madness/enfocing border control you are right wing. And if you aint an adult virgin like he is, you are a stud.

Did JOE really say he is a virgin?

I have Hermanized hundreds and hundreds of gals, maybe a grand, I can't remember when I was liquored and coked up. But, old Joe has never had intercourse(at least with a gal) in his entire life. It's totally true.

[Bricktop]

Poor Joe.



We should all tip in for a Fleshlight for him.

[Anonymous]

Poor Joe.



We should all tip in for a Fleshlight for him.

That is about as close as he will ever get to the real thing.

[JOE]

Are you a heavy drinker, BT?

Are you not paying attention. Most of the whiskies I enjoy is $100 and up. It does not lend itself to drinking heavily. I drink sparingly, never on weekdays, and only a dram at a time.

In old Joe the gossips eyes, you drink, you are an booze hound. You oppose carbon tax madness/enfocing border control you are right wing. And if you aint an adult virgin like he is, you are a stud.

Did JOE really say he is a virgin?

I have Hermanized hundreds and hundreds of gals, maybe a grand, I can't remember when I was liquored and coked up. But, old Joe has never had intercourse(at least with a gal) in his entire life. It's totally true.

Yeah but....Bricktop said in another thread that you paid those girls to have sex with you, Hoimin!



And you sheepishly nodded in acknowledgment.



So they musta cost ya plenty!



Didja slip 'em a five, a ten or a twenty get good service too?



Now ya probably wonder where all the money went over the years, Hoimin?



Maybe ya hot some hot Native honey close by from the Reservation too, eh?

[realgrimm]

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[Anonymous]

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That's where Joe should be.

[Blazor]

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I've seen these appear more recently in our beer stores!



Price is around $32 to $35 CDN for 750ml.



They sort of make it look like 'Moonshine,' but the alcohol content is actually quite low!  Only 20% to 30%, depending on version!

Yeah they aint as strong as TRUE Shine, most the flavored ones are that low. But try Blue Flame, its 64%! I was drinking a jar a week for over 2 years til I realized it was killing me  



Most are $25.



Yeah they just started popping up in the liquor store here a few years ago. I was surprised.

[Chuck Bronson]

Gotta admit that our booze selection has GREATLY increased from what it used to be a few years ago...

[realgrimm]

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[Blazor]

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For King Kong  

[Bricktop]

Just call me a giant monkey and pass her over!!!

[Blazor]

Just call me a giant monkey and pass her over!!!