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Re: Forum gossip thread by Brent

College Professor Fired for Having Too Much Junk in da Trunk

Started by Anonymous, December 12, 2018, 06:21:54 PM

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
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Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Jeans are OK, as long as they don't accentuate the figure by being tight fitting.

A burlap sack would accentuate that young lady's figure.


 :MG_216:  :roll:

Is that what you like Blazor?



I have never seen you mention your type. Maybe you have, but I  didn't see it.


I "may" have mentioned it in a thread before it got converted to the Gutter lol.



I like a curvy ass, not a big one. Just needs some curve to it. For sure dont like flat. Im also a butt man vs a boob man lol. I also like petite ladies, as Im not very big myself. If shes bigger than me, its a turn off to a degree. My current gf is a tiny bit bigger than me, but its mostly in all the right places, and she has a beautiful face.



So the answer to the question, that girl has too much for me lol. But her figure over all is good. I wouldnt fire her over it!

I know what you like.



Just a little story here. A golf buddy of mine's wife is not ugly at all, but has big beefy man hands and sausage fingers. What a turn off. :beurk:

Blazor

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Jeans are OK, as long as they don't accentuate the figure by being tight fitting.

A burlap sack would accentuate that young lady's figure.


 :MG_216:  :roll:

Is that what you like Blazor?



I have never seen you mention your type. Maybe you have, but I  didn't see it.


I "may" have mentioned it in a thread before it got converted to the Gutter lol.



I like a curvy ass, not a big one. Just needs some curve to it. For sure dont like flat. Im also a butt man vs a boob man lol. I also like petite ladies, as Im not very big myself. If shes bigger than me, its a turn off to a degree. My current gf is a tiny bit bigger than me, but its mostly in all the right places, and she has a beautiful face.



So the answer to the question, that girl has too much for me lol. But her figure over all is good. I wouldnt fire her over it!

I know what you like.



Just a little story here. A golf buddy of mine's wife is not ugly at all, but has big beefy man hands and sausage fingers. What a turn off. :beurk:


Oh man, yeah I dont think I would like hands like that lol. My hands are big, but slim and almost lady like. I like small hands, or thin I guess.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Odinson

These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.

There's a strong possibility her derriere is artificially enhanced.

Blazor

Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:

I've heard  of injections too.

Odinson

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:

I've heard  of injections too.


 :negative:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



Reminds me of the guy that use to work here, he would say "I wouldnt kick her out of bed though" about any female lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



Reminds me of the guy that use to work here, he would say "I wouldnt kick her out of bed though" about any female lol.

For eating crackers and getting crumbs everywhere is the rest of it.

Blazor

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



Reminds me of the guy that use to work here, he would say "I wouldnt kick her out of bed though" about any female lol.

For eating crackers and getting crumbs everywhere is the rest of it.


Hadnt heard that part  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



Reminds me of the guy that use to work here, he would say "I wouldnt kick her out of bed though" about any female lol.

For eating crackers and getting crumbs everywhere is the rest of it.


Hadnt heard that part  :laugh:

Nor have I.

Anonymous

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Odinson"These things are popular in america..





A butt like that looks disfigured to me..





Its not symmetrical.


Its the current trend here. Some are even getting butt implants  :negative:


I understand that if she has no butt at all..







But that is a clown butt.


Nah, just needs some red beans and rice like Sir Mix-A-Lot says, no implants  :laugh:



I think Herman would still honk her horn though  :laugh:

I think there aren't many female horns Herman wouldn't honk.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



Reminds me of the guy that use to work here, he would say "I wouldnt kick her out of bed though" about any female lol.

For eating crackers and getting crumbs everywhere is the rest of it.

Eating cookies is the one I heard.