Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...

[Blazor]

I can picture multiple scenarios. If you were Batman, you should hide on the side of the house, wait for him to walk towards the house, then just as he almost approaches the door, grab him, slam him against the wall so his feet are dangling, and say "I want you to tell all your friends about me". Of course then he will say "Who are you!?" while whimpering, and you say "I... AM... BATMAN!"  



He may run at this point. Use this tactic if you dont care for him coming over.



Now if you want to torture him through the evening, dress as the clown, but dont say a word all night. Just slowly turn your head towards him now and then and stare at him. Be quiet as a mouse most the night, and at dinner, halfway through, suddenly slam your machete on the table, and stare at him again. Make sure you leave the table before he does in case he has to pee, and go hide behind the shower curtain in the bathroom. Wait for him to come in, then pop out from behind the shower curtain, and start grunting heavily and quickly while raising your machete, then let out a gore cry of attack. He will then bolt, if he hadnt already, leaving you with an extra dessert to eat cause he wont be able to hang around long enough for it  



I would say be yourself if you want him to hang around, but even that is no guarantee he still wont bolt  

[Odinson]

How are you gonna spend that dowry money?

[Bricktop]

He bought me a very fine bottle of single malt.



I had to rush into the bedroom and change out of my Batman outfit.



It was the right thing to do.

[cc]

Good move

[Anonymous]

He bought me a very fine bottle of single malt.



I had to rush into the bedroom and change out of my Batman outfit.



It was the right thing to do.

He sure knew how to butter up the old man.

[Bricktop]

He was undoubtedly briefed by the daughter..."Bring a bottle of the good stuff, and you're home and hosed..."

[Anonymous]

He was undoubtedly briefed by the daughter..."Bring a bottle of the good stuff, and you're home and hosed..."

That's what I figured.



My son told his Aussie gf, if the old man aint passed out drunk by nine o'clock, he likes ya.

[Bricktop]

I lasted until 10.



But I'm old.

[Blazor]

He was undoubtedly briefed by the daughter..."Bring a bottle of the good stuff, and you're home and hosed..."

That was starting to be my guess too lol.

[Bricktop]

I have been manipulated by a bottle of whisky.



 ac_blush

[Blazor]

I have been manipulated by a bottle of whisky.



 ac_blush

She prolly knows it gets you to lighten up some and be more accepting as well as open and smiley  ac_smile

[Bricktop]

Nope.



She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.



And this



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is a damn fine single malt whisky.

[Anonymous]

Nope.



She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.



And this



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is a damn fine single malt whisky.

How much does it cost?

[Blazor]

She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.

That sounds like a chop idea, but I've chopped you enough lately  

[Bricktop]

Nope.



She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.



And this



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is a damn fine single malt whisky.

How much does it cost?

A LOT. Well north of $100.