I drove a 32’ Limousine today...

[JOE]

I would sincerely like to give Herman a limousine ride as well.



However from what I understand that would break the conditions of curfew imposed by Corrections Canada:



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And I wouldn't want Herman ta get into trouble & ruin his chances for a criminal pardon from the Government of Canada.



I know that its jes good clean fun like most of us enjoy on New Years Eve.



But Herman bein Herman, those kinda things come up, y'know.



....sigh. Oh well, maybe in 10 years time for the Herm, eh?



....if his liver kin hold up 'til then.

[JOE]

Sounds kind of sexual when Joe says he wants to 'drive' Seoulbro.

I guess your type thinks of thosr things all the time, eh Dinky?

Happy New Years!



 "I'm gay gay gay gay, baby"

Oh well, like Herman ya are who ya are.



Anyways Happy New Years to you too, dinky

[Anonymous]

Ah JOE,  you're cute.

 

[Bricktop]

the privilege of driving in such a big car once in a while.

Privilege? Joe, being driven around in a car, no matter how long it is, is hardly a "privilege"...even if that "car" is a hideous example of crass and tasteless excess designed to appeal to shallow millenials who think being driven around by a bald loser in a crap car is the highlight of their vacuous life.



If anything represents excess for its own sake, its those stretched shitpiles that are rented out to make people feel special.

[Frood]

Ah JOE,  you're cute.

 

If by cute you meant a low IQ window licking failed abortion, you're bang on!

[Anonymous]

Ah JOE,  you're cute.

 

If by cute you meant a low IQ window licking failed abortion, you're bang on!

No, I mean JOE craves my attention.

 

[Bricktop]

C'mon...Joe craves ANY attention.



It's lonely in the drivers seat while the revellers are having fun in the back.

[Frood]

Maybe he copped flying frisky juice from all those years of passengers in the back seats bumping, grinding, and coating his follicles in high potency vitamins and minerals to give him those lustrous locks of his.

[Bricktop]

Isn't there a window between the grinders and the monkey?

[Frood]

Not if he's driving with his feet and peering in through the side window and the sun roof.

[Anonymous]

C'mon...Joe craves ANY attention.



It's lonely in the drivers seat while the revellers are having fun in the back.

He has never driven a limousine in his life.

[Anonymous]

He has never driven a limousine in his life.

I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this.  Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them.  Motor coaches, same endorsement.  School bus, different endorsement.  The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.

[Anonymous]

He has never driven a limousine in his life.

I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this.  Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them.  Motor coaches, same endorsement.  School bus, different endorsement.  The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.

I don't doubt that you do..



JOE sometimes makes things up to get attention and having a part time job as a limousine driver is one of those stories..



I caught him in it quite a while ago.

[Anonymous]

He has never driven a limousine in his life.

I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this.  Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them.  Motor coaches, same endorsement.  School bus, different endorsement.  The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.

I don't doubt that you do..



JOE sometimes makes things up to get attention and having a part time job as a limousine driver is one of those stories..



I caught him in it quite a while ago.

Well, traditionally it DOES require a shower, shave, and nice threads.

[Bricktop]

The ability to drive a large vehicle safely also helps.