Bricktops New Years Honours list.

[Blurt]

Of course he does.



He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.

[Anonymous]

Of course he does.



He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.

Perhaps you can offer some suggestions.

[Blurt]

For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

[Anonymous]

For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

Bricktop with a man bun.

 

[Blurt]

Hey, if he thinks he can wear a murse, he can wear a Bricktopknot, no?

[Anonymous]

For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

Bricktop with a man bun.

 

A man bun you say. Maybe I can steal it fom the hipsters and make it a redneck thing.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.



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[@realAzhyaAryola]

The females want a piece of him all of the time. I cringe at the thought.

[Anonymous]

Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.



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I don't own a slim fitting suit and I don't intend to buy one any time soon. It's for guys in their twenties.

[Bricktop]

For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?



The orange coat, young fellow, goes exceptionally well with COLD FUCKING WEATHER. The scarf is from SCOTLAND.



If ever there was a trend that should have been throttled at birth by the Good Taste fairy, it was man-buns. And my ankle is smoother than Herman's pick up lines.



I occasionally let the beard grow...mostly from laziness...but the Officer in Charge of Social Affairs demands it does not exceed a certain length.

[Anonymous]

Troll Of The Year....



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1">

Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.

You mean, does that refer to you?

You pull the darndest things out of your ass.

[Bricktop]

He's not a well boy...

[Anonymous]

He's not a well boy...

He needs to lose his cherry.

[Bricktop]

But he's already lost his plums.

[Blurt]

What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?

The scarf was Scottish?!!?!

Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.



There's no hope for you.