Prison for New Prisoners

[Gaon]

Herman: JOE is a virgin.



JOE: Herman was in jail a long time ago.



Can't you two come up with anything new?

 ac_boring

Ya but fashionista, doesn't matter if it happened 25 yesrs ago, 1 year ago or 1 day ago.



If it's a crime for which a pardon hasn't been granted by the Government of Canada, he still has a criminal record, eh?

I work with a 42 year old man with a criminal record from twenty years ago. I don't work with a 42 year old virgin.



Your peccadillo is a lot more unusual than Herman's alleged youthful indiscretions. Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed. How did you let this happen.

[cc]

Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed.



How did you let this happen..

Insufficient funds?  

[Anonymous]

Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed.



How did you let this happen..

Insufficient funds?  

I was about to post something else until I realized what you meant.

 ac_blush

[Anonymous]

Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed.



How did you let this happen..

Insufficient funds?  

He wouldn't have enough cash to get deflowered if he won the Lottomax jackpot.

 

Old Joe will have to settle for these.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/AC23GK/inflatable-doll-blowup-blow-up-sex-toy-rubber-woman-sex-object-porn-AC23GK.jpg">

This has been his only action for sixty years, so why change now that he's in the final years of his life.

[Bricktop]

Pshaw...I've been to gaol many times...

If only the world was right and that were true.

But it ain't sunshine...and I look forward to attending your funeral.

[JOE]

Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed.



How did you let this happen..

Insufficient funds?  

He wouldn't have enough cash to get deflowered if he won the Lottomax jackpot.

 

Old Joe will have to settle for these.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/AC23GK/inflatable-doll-blowup-blow-up-sex-toy-rubber-woman-sex-object-porn-AC23GK.jpg">

This has been his only action for sixty years, so why change now that he's in the final years of his life.

LOL!



Where do u get them Hoimin?



Seriously tho I think i'm gonna outlive u bud.



And i'll still be standing while u r in ur hospital bed



Ur destroying ur liver with all that hard liquor



U beddah make lots of money to afford that Filipino nanny who'll have ta take care of ya Hoim.



I know some good ones who'll still be in good health when ya need them.



So ya beddah save up now coz nanny care costs a Lot eh

[Bricktop]

Will you LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, you troglodyte.

[Blurt]

Joe's pretty easy to read, Leo.



When he wants to be taken lightly, he invents a nowhere accent (that he seems to believe mimics the one found in Kiebers' neck of the woods); when he wants to be taken seriously, he copy/pastes interminable essays on subjects of interest to no one with a high school diploma and more than two brain cells. Or, more often than not, he passes off these long-winded disquisitions as his own original thought.

[cc]

It's the original "thought" (using the word loosely) rambles that are most disturbing

[Odinson]

Basically, in order to survive in prison, you gotta be a regular dude.

[Anonymous]

Sorry to be so blunt, but a grown man who has never had sex. I didn't think someone like you existed.



How did you let this happen..

Insufficient funds?  

He wouldn't have enough cash to get deflowered if he won the Lottomax jackpot.

 

Old Joe will have to settle for these.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/AC23GK/inflatable-doll-blowup-blow-up-sex-toy-rubber-woman-sex-object-porn-AC23GK.jpg">

This has been his only action for sixty years, so why change now that he's in the final years of his life.

LOL!



Where do u get them Hoimin?



Seriously tho I think i'm gonna outlive u bud.



And i'll still be standing while u r in ur hospital bed



Ur destroying ur liver with all that hard liquor



U beddah make lots of money to afford that Filipino nanny who'll have ta take care of ya Hoim.



I know some good ones who'll still be in good health when ya need them.



So ya beddah save up now coz nanny care costs a Lot eh

Virgins don't collect CPP. They die of loneliness.

[Frood]

Pshaw...I've been to gaol many times...

If only the world was right and that were true.

But it ain't sunshine...and I look forward to attending your funeral.

I'm not having a funeral. After being cremated, my ashes will be dispersed in a pharmaceutical manufacturer's MAOI compounding vat, so I can always be in your head.

[Frood]

Will you LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, you troglodyte.

Go on, show him how great a word weilder you are!

[Anonymous]

Joe's pretty easy to read, Leo.



When he wants to be taken lightly, he invents a nowhere accent (that he seems to believe mimics the one found in Kiebers' neck of the woods); when he wants to be taken seriously, he copy/pastes interminable essays on subjects of interest to no one with a high school diploma and more than two brain cells. Or, more often than not, he passes off these long-winded disquisitions as his own original thought.

Or when he replies, he ignores what it is he is responding to and deliberately derails the discussion.



I ignore Joe. He is interested in attention and not discussion He can waste someone else's time.

[Bricktop]

I'm not having a funeral. After being cremated, my ashes will be dispersed in a pharmaceutical manufacturer's MAOI compounding vat, so I can always be in your head.

Then I look forward to lighting the match...