I slept in the girls dorm last night

[JOE]

The hostel I stayed in put me there accidentally.



I didn't know I was in the girls dorm until I woke up this morning.



It was dark last night when I checked in so I didn't know until the morning.



When I woke up there were all these stunned pretty young girls staring at me.



But I was so tired That i just went back to sleep.



After a half an hour or so I was awakened by this pretty 19 year old girl.



She said "Sorry but you have to go. The girls in the dorm would like to get dressed.



So aftet 5 mins or so I gathered my belongings and left.



That was a weird yet pleasant experience.



It was like a nice dream waking upnon a sea of young beauty.

JOE, I know your personal financial situation is none of my business..



But, I can't help but wonder, are you really that hard up?



You will be going into retirement very soon and all you can afford is a kid's dorm..



I didn't think they let people your age stay in hostels.

Well Fashionista ifya wanna pay $180 + tax for a room somewhere else just for the privilege of SSS (Shit Shower Shave) havin a nap for a measely 4-6 hrs be my guest. There's no more Hotel 6's Fashionista. I can't find them anymore.



Those $20 rooms I use to pay for are minimum $120 now.



Where i was staying it was like $180



Everything is so expensive now.



It was work related & I just needed a place to crash for a few hours.



Too cold to sleep in a car at this time of the year, eh?

[JOE]

Is Joe homeless?

Yep, homeless, pennyless, friendless and hairless.

We don't have Manitoba prices out here ihj.



Our Hostel prices are more expensive than individual hotel prices where you live.

[kiebers]

Is Joe homeless?

Yep, homeless, pennyless, friendless and hairless.

We don't have Manitoba prices out here ihj.



Our Hostel prices are more expensive than individual hotel prices where you live.

So you pay more for an opportunity to once again fail with the young ladies. Not surprised....



....oh well

[Anonymous]

Well Fashionista ifya wanna pay $180 + tax for a room somewhere else just for the privilege of SSS (Shit Shower Shave) havin a nap for a measely 4-6 hrs be my guest. There's no more Hotel 6's Fashionista. I can't find them anymore.



Those $20 rooms I use to pay for are minimum $120 now.



Where i was staying it was like $180



Everything is so expensive now.



It was work related & I just needed a place to crash for a few hours.



Too cold to sleep in a car at this time of the year, eh?

You can stay in room for adults for half that price in greater Vancouver..



We know because we were there in November..



The downtown hostel in Vancouver is $63 and do they even rent to people of your advanced years?



But, obviously if you did did pay to stay as you say you did, it wasn't in Vancouver since you live there.

[JOE]

Well Fashionista ifya wanna pay $180 + tax for a room somewhere else just for the privilege of SSS (Shit Shower Shave) havin a nap for a measely 4-6 hrs be my guest. There's no more Hotel 6's Fashionista. I can't find them anymore.



Those $20 rooms I use to pay for are minimum $120 now.



Where i was staying it was like $180



Everything is so expensive now.



It was work related & I just needed a place to crash for a few hours.



Too cold to sleep in a car at this time of the year, eh?

You can stay in room for adults for half that price in greater Vancouver..



We know because we were there in November..



The downtown hostel in Vancouver is $63 and do they even rent to people of your advanced years?



But, obviously if you did did pay to stay as you say you did, it wasn't in Vancouver since you live there.

It wasn't Vancouver



Anyways is a hostel in Vancouver that much these days?



Cripes thats way more than the individual rooms I used to pay $20-30 for.



Hostels used to be $6 or $7.



$14 at most.



Stands to reason I guess.



People are paying $2000 for 1 br monthly rentals now

[Anonymous]

Well Fashionista ifya wanna pay $180 + tax for a room somewhere else just for the privilege of SSS (Shit Shower Shave) havin a nap for a measely 4-6 hrs be my guest. There's no more Hotel 6's Fashionista. I can't find them anymore.



Those $20 rooms I use to pay for are minimum $120 now.



Where i was staying it was like $180



Everything is so expensive now.



It was work related & I just needed a place to crash for a few hours.



Too cold to sleep in a car at this time of the year, eh?

You can stay in room for adults for half that price in greater Vancouver..



We know because we were there in November..



The downtown hostel in Vancouver is $63 and do they even rent to people of your advanced years?



But, obviously if you did did pay to stay as you say you did, it wasn't in Vancouver since you live there.

It wasn't Vancouver



Anyways is a hostel in Vancouver that much these days?



Cripes thats way more than the individual rooms I used to pay $20-30 for.



Hostels used to be $6 or $7.



$14 at most.



Stands to reason I guess.



People are paying $2000 for 1 br monthly rentals now

There is no place in Canada with hostel prices that low..



So, we know you didn't stay at a hostel.

[Anonymous]

There's a thread about cravings. What does old Joe crave more than anything else? It sure as hell aint poontang. It is attention.

[Vancouver]

Joe why you broke like that? Don't you get good tips from your limo job? I would not stay at a hostel.

[Gaon]

Joe why you broke like that? Don't you get good tips from your limo job? I would not stay at a hostel.

 

[Berry Sweet]

Joe why you broke like that? Don't you get good tips from your limo job? I would not stay at a hostel.

 

What's happening old Joe?  Looks like your friend who cant afford beer is doing better than you.  Are you doing drugs, Joe?? Eh? Are ya Joe, EH?  EH Joe.  EH Eh?

[Anonymous]

Joe why you broke like that? Don't you get good tips from your limo job? I would not stay at a hostel.

I would agree TVG, if either his hostel stay story or limo driving job were true.

[JOE]

There's a thread about cravings. What does old Joe crave more than anything else? It sure as hell aint poontang. It is attention.

Poontang....you mean all those bar sluts you & gordy Gambino have bought & paid for with a pittance, Herman?



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Yeah that takes a lotta charm to flash your wallet under the nose of some impoverished farmgirl in a 3rd world country comin' to the big city lookin fer a steady gig/paycheck.



You got skill, you Don Juan you, Herman.

[Anonymous]

Joe why you broke like that? Don't you get good tips from your limo job? I would not stay at a hostel.

 

What's happening old Joe?  Looks like your friend who cant afford beer is doing better than you.  Are you doing drugs, Joe?? Eh? Are ya Joe, EH?  EH Joe.  EH Eh?

He must be spending his  money on drugs because he is not spending it on women.

[Anonymous]

Poontang....you mean all those bar sluts you & gordy Gambino have bought & paid for with a pittance, Herman?

Jesus Christ, I know you've never had pussy before, but you don't know what poon is.



I've had broads all over the planet. Hell, I have even been laid in Arab lands which is no easy feat and frickin dangerous. And yet you can't spend a few measly bucks and head to Tijuana for some cheap tail.

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Spic whores are dirt cheap and they are there for desperate guys like you. No excuses, get your elderly virgin ass to Tijuana.

[Gaon]

Poontang....you mean all those bar sluts you & gordy Gambino have bought & paid for with a pittance, Herman?

Jesus Christ, I know you've never had pussy before, but you don't know what poon is.



I've had broads all over the planet. Hell, I have even been laid in Arab lands which is no easy feat and frickin dangerous. And yet you can't spend a few measly bucks and head to Tijuana for some cheap tail.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/65/d6/ad/65d6ad9fd13c82b781770c7a3d34c50b.jpg">

Spic whores are dirt cheap and they are there for desperate guys like you. No excuses, get your elderly virgin ass to Tijuana.