Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars

[Bricktop]

Canadian bear

[Anonymous]

They both caused a lot of damage.

[Frood]

But only one sheds STD'S on whatever it brushes its bottom against.

[Anonymous]

But only one sheds STD'S on whatever it brushes its bottom against.

Koalas?

[Frood]

Yeah, chlamydia

[Bricktop]

Relax, Freud.



You're safe.



"In people, chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. A different strain infects koalas"

[Frood]

'The more common strain, Chlamydia pecorum, is responsible for most of the outbreak in Queensland and cannot be transmitted to humans. The second strain, C. pneumoniae, can infect humans if, say, an infected koala were to urinate on someone, though it's unlikely.'

You better see your GP.

[Bricktop]

I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.

[Frood]

I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.

You should be. It's humiliating enough letting your neighbourhood's koalas tinkle on you for free kitchen scraps.  ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

Relax, Freud.



You're safe.



"In people, chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. A different strain infects koalas"

I would hope so.

 ac_wot

[Frood]

There's the Queensland one and the rest of the population gets the other. It's a big problem. A lot of them contract it.

[Anonymous]

Feeding black bears is a problem in some areas here.

[Frood]

Moths are a problem at my house currently. Massive moths attracted to the light from the house and kamikaze flying into the windows. Vicious unrelenting creatures which keep pegging you on the head no matter how many times you badminton swat them away.



At least the bats, reptiles, and spiders are getting fat on them.

[Bricktop]

I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.

You should be. It's humiliating enough letting your neighbourhood's koalas tinkle on you for free kitchen scraps.  ac_biggrin

 

[Gaon]

I have not seen a bear yet. But, we have only been outside greater Vancouver once. If we are lucky, we might see some wildlife when we go to Kelowna and Penticton this summer.