Brrrrr.....

[Frood]

Bogans, tourists, and Queenslanders.



 ac_biggrin

[Bricktop]

Bogans and tourists love it.

I drank Victoria Bitter when I was in Queensland.

 

What is funny about that? I thought it was drinkable beer.

Well, given that you've been raised on Molsons and Labbatts, that is no surprise.



If you were dying of thirsty in the middle of the Queensland outback, and you had a choice between drinking your own urine, or a bottle of VB, empty the VB on the ground and fill the empty bottle with urine.

[Anonymous]

Bogans, tourists, and Queenslanders.



 ac_biggrin

I was two out of those three. Mass produced beer in Australia is better than the mass produced stuff here

[Anonymous]

Bogans and tourists love it.

I drank Victoria Bitter when I was in Queensland.

 

What is funny about that? I thought it was drinkable beer.

Well, given that you've been raised on Molsons and Labbatts, that is no surprise.



If you were dying of thirsty in the middle of the Queensland outback, and you had a choice between drinking your own urine, or a bottle of VB, empty the VB on the ground and fill the empty bottle with urine.

You know what you are. You are a beer snob.

[Frood]

Bogans, tourists, and Queenslanders.



 ac_biggrin

I was two out of those three. Mass produced beer in Australia is better than the mass produced stuff here

Queensland is half full of bogans and half tourists.  ac_smile

[Anonymous]

Bogans, tourists, and Queenslanders.



 ac_biggrin

I was two out of those three. Mass produced beer in Australia is better than the mass produced stuff here

Queensland is half full of bogans and half tourists.  ac_smile

I worked with bogans. I work with them here. My kind of people.

[Frood]

They are always up for a drink or round in the fart sack.

[Anonymous]

They are always up for a drink or round in the fart sack.

Pretentious they are not.

[Bricktop]

And it's no coincidence that VB is VICTORIA Bitter. No-one knows bogans better than Victoria.

[Frood]

We export it to other states like Australia exports Fosters overseas.

[Bricktop]

But most is drunk in the Bogan capital of the world...Victoriastan.

[Frood]

Actually, it's not that popular anymore.

[Bricktop]

Been pipped by XXXX Gold.



An equally awful, characterless, generic fizz for the masses.

[Frood]

XXXX has to be near frozen to be swallowed without projectile vomiting.

[Anonymous]

Coopers brews some good beer too.