Only in Australia...Part 9

[Odinson]

Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.

Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads.  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.

Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.

I´m still waiting for Salma Hayeks response to my 15000 emails.

[Anonymous]

Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.

Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads.  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.

Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.

I´m still waiting for Salma Hayeks response to my 15000 emails.

I sent her 2000 messages. ac_sothere

[Bricktop]

I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.

[Anonymous]

I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.

With threats of legal action if you do that again.

[Odinson]

Hah.  

[Anonymous]

I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.

With threats of legal action if you do that again.

Ziiiiiing!

[Bricktop]

NOT FUNNY!!!