And where's my welcome, BTW?

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

Was it suicide?



Did she find out she married a gay?



That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.



Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?

Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.



And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the only thing you're right about. The woman was a fucking saint.



Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.

Is that your story?



It's OK, DumZo.



If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.



Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..



We have another poster here that is a widower.

[Biggie Smiles]

We have another poster here that is a widower.

Caskur?

[Anonymous]

We have another poster here that is a widower.

Caskur?

Caskur's a lady..



Blazor is a widower.

[Biggie Smiles]

We have another poster here that is a widower.

Caskur?

Caskur's a lady..

In which species ?

[BEnzo]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..



We have another poster here that is a widower.

It has been 25 years, it's ok.



Lol @ widower! That hurt more than anything Martini posted.

[BEnzo]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

Was it suicide?



Did she find out she married a gay?



That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.



Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?

Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.



And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the only thing you're right about. The woman was a fucking saint.



Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.

Is that your story?



It's OK, DumZo.



If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.



Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?

Zzzzzzzz^^^ I wouldn't post at a forum with a secret all guys 'Penis Room' panel. That's as gay as it gets.



You get caught up on the back child support yet? Martini is on his baby mama's lawyer's speed dial list ffs. I bet he cringes everytime his phone rings.

[Anonymous]

Still very sad BEnzo..



Good morning and happy Saturday.

 ac_smile

[BEnzo]

Still very sad BEnzo..



Good morning and happy Saturday.

 ac_smile

Not anymore. All things are impermanent.



Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!

[Anonymous]

Still very sad BEnzo..



Good morning and happy Saturday.

 ac_smile

Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!

Thank you, I hope it is.