And where's my welcome, BTW?

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

[Erica Mena]

Ladies man, really ?





 :001_rolleyes:

[Rotwang]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

As moderator of this sub, I would be remiss if I did not lay out the welcome mat.



I am nothing if not hospitable and gregarious.



You, on the hand, are nothing at all. But feel free to try and add substance to your inane and unavailing rant. Some of your peers are here already.



I might add that they are in strong disagreement with your hollow boasts.

[Anonymous]

King Martini-----that is quite a handle. I gather humility is not one of your many qualities you claim you are gifted with.

[Biggie Smiles]

King Martini-----that is quite a handle. I gather humility is not one of your many qualities you claim you are gifted with.

Don't use such big words like "humility" around the guy. He lacks formal education and becomes easily confused when you use words with more than a single syllable. I wouldn't put it past the preschool drop out to reply to your post with a rant about how wrong you are about the air quality around his million dollar mansion.



Fucking guy is stupid like that. Just wait and see.

[BEnzo]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.

How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

What is Couchtown?

[Blurt]

Couchtown is how those who don't own a couch refer to Flametruth.

[Bricktop]

Quite the Flametown denizen, Blurtski.



Be careful.



Few wander it's streets that do not suffer burns.



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[Anonymous]

Couchtown is how those who don't own a couch refer to Flametruth.

I see, thank you Blurt.

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

[BEnzo]

Couchtown is how those who don't own a couch refer to Flametruth.

Not quite. That's where dudes who don't own there own couches cohabitate on somebody else's couch. FT is one big sofa for for the dudes owned by one of the biggest PI collectors in this business, who happens to be an old bitter female who also collects idiots.



Beware if you post there-

[BEnzo]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

[Anonymous]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

Was it suicide?



Did she find out she married a gay?



That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.



Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?

[BEnzo]

It is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.



How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?

Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.



I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.



As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.



Have you told your wife your gay yet?

Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.

Was it suicide?



Did she find out she married a gay?



That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.



Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?

Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.



And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the only thing you're right about. The woman was a fucking saint.



Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.