This just in; donuts affect your ability to drive.

[Bricktop]

The elk kolbassa I had last night affected my ability to drive and shoot gophers. Not the litre after litre of barrel wash. It was the God damned elk kolbassa.

You make sausage out of elk?

[Bricktop]

Yes. Do not eat donuts and drive is clearly the message.

The sugar in them can impair the driver's ability to safely operate a vehicle.

Yes, sugar CAN ( but not necessarily) impair one's ability to drive.



As one who's driven professionally I'm aware of the role which diet plays when one us behind the wheel.



I'm also inclined to avoid large amounts of starch and sugar.



The best regimen for any professional driver is a well balanced diet low in junk food.



The driver should eat large & healthy servings of fish, seafood and lightly cooked vegetables



Too much heavy meat loaded with typical preservatives is not good either



Small amounts of alcohol are OK, but not during driving hours only downtime & after hours.



Nothing before a shift.



Ideally the driver should work with as little food in the stomach as possible.



Enough food to get by but not too much.



The driver's mind has to be clear.



That is why high consumption of fish & vegetables is good/ideal because it facilitates mental and physical agility.



The roads/ highways are a dangerous place.



The mentality should be 'survival of the fittest'.



Personally I move like a gazelle & smart as a fox.



I'm fast when I need ta be but slow when I don't need to.



It's called Pacing...eh?

Gee...I wish I'd seen this when I was driving a police car 8 hours at a time, morning noon and night.



Lucky I survived, eh Joe?

[Vancouver]

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You can't make this shit up.



Krispy Kreme will be going out of business.

You have Krispy Kreme in Australia? We only have one here in a nearby town called Delta.

[Bricktop]

Yes.



They're popping up everywhere.



Drive thru's, shopping mall kiosks. No wonder our accident rate is going through the roof.



"Your honour, police stopped the defendant's vehicle after it was observed driving erratically and noticed his breath smelled of icing, and there was an empty Krispy Kreme carton on the back seat. He was arrested for driving under the influence of donuts."

[Anonymous]

The elk kolbassa I had last night affected my ability to drive and shoot gophers. Not the litre after litre of barrel wash. It was the God damned elk kolbassa.

You make sausage out of elk?

Not uncommon at all in rural Canada..



We have had venison and moose sausage given to us in the past.

[Anonymous]

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You can't make this shit up.



Krispy Kreme will be going out of business.

You have Krispy Kreme in Australia? We only have one here in a nearby town called Delta.

I have never seen one in Canada., but it's not something I would notice anyway.

[Bricktop]

Well, it's not like they're inconspicuous.

[Anonymous]

Well, it's not like they're inconspicuous.

I haven't noticed a Krispy Kreme on my commute to work and home again..



If I travel in the city on weekends, I often take public transit, so again I don't notice any new chains.

[Bricktop]

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[Anonymous]

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I know their logo, but I haven't noticed it around the city yet.