The Martini in the Morning Podcast Thread

[Rotwang]

Poofer...what can I say.



I'm sorry for declaring that your "podcasts" failed to qualify as flaming insofar as this forum is concerned. Had I known that you would have been so deeply affected, perhaps I would have reconsidered my position.



I simply failed to comprehend the degree of severity and critical importance forum life is to you. True, the fact that you spend hours mumbling into a microphone on the premise that anyone is remotely interested in your views, opinions or life experiences should have given my pause to consider...but I'm a busy man and lack the time to care too much about the sensitivities of pontificating pissants such as yourself.



Of course, I do understand the trauma that having a thread MOVED can incite. The shock is akin to finding your wife in bed with your uncle. Years of psychotherapy lie ahead as you try to cope and adjust to the emotional upheaval.



Especially YOU, of all people. A stalwart of all that is right and fair in Flametown. Ok...I admit I assumed that bit, having never heard of you before. You clearly think you're important, and that's good enough for me. I admire confidence in a man.



There's nothing I can do, of course, to assuage your bilstering feelings and ruined ego. The thread has been MOVED and we cannot re-write history.



Even if I relent, the throbbing pain of ignominy will not be eased.



PM me, Knee-high...and I will give you the names of members here who are good listeners, and who may help ease your pain.



And while we're at it...do yourself a biggie and read the rules of the forum. This may prevent further distress for you in the future.

[Rotwang]

By the way, Rush Limbaugh, what hurts most?



Having a thread MOVED in the Blue Cashew?



Or having a thread ignored in Stomping Groundz?



Enquiring minds, and all that...

[Anonymous]

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281

I'll listen to it tonight after work King Martini.

 ac_smile

You had me at hello

I'll give it a listen too King. By the way, I am dusting off my Iron Chink character and bringing it to SG.

Doooo it!!

I vowed I was going to retire my Iron Chink character, but if geriatric rock stars can keep coming out of retirement why the fuck can't the Iron Chink.

I'm sure the Iron Ch!nk will fit right in.

They let the Chinese trollop register, but not old Herman.

Herman, try registering when you are sober and I'm sure you'll have no trouble.

[Bricktop]

He can't wait that long!!!

[Anonymous]

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281

I'll listen to it tonight after work King Martini.

 ac_smile

You had me at hello

I'll give it a listen too King. By the way, I am dusting off my Iron Chink character and bringing it to SG.

Doooo it!!

I vowed I was going to retire my Iron Chink character, but if geriatric rock stars can keep coming out of retirement why the fuck can't the Iron Chink.

I'm sure the Iron Ch!nk will fit right in.

They let the Chinese trollop register, but not old Herman.

Herman, try registering when you are sober and I'm sure you'll have no trouble.

I call bullshit. Herm is using that as an excuse because he's chickenshit.

[Bricktop]

Of what?



Nasty words? Ignorant insults? Mindless banter?



Yep...scares the crap out of me...I won't go near the place.

[Trump’s Niece]

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281

I'll listen to it tonight after work King Martini.

 ac_smile

You had me at hello

I'll give it a listen too King. By the way, I am dusting off my Iron Chink character and bringing it to SG.

Doooo it!!

I vowed I was going to retire my Iron Chink character, but if geriatric rock stars can keep coming out of retirement why the fuck can't the Iron Chink.

I'm sure the Iron Ch!nk will fit right in.

They let the Chinese trollop register, but not old Herman.

Herman, try registering when you are sober and I'm sure you'll have no trouble.

This made me LOL

[Gaon]

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18182281

It's hard to follow since I don't know the people you are talking about. Except for Fash of course.

[Bricktop]

It's hard to follow anyway.



He sounds like he's on Quaaludes and Mandrax.



He also talks out of his ass without having the courtesy to remove his trousers, which is understandable in case his mother walks in on him.

[Gaon]

It's hard to follow anyway.



He sounds like he's on Quaaludes and Mandrax.



He also talks out of his ass without having the courtesy to remove his trousers, which is understandable in case his mother walks in on him.

If I knew the people he was talking about it would make sense to me.

[Bricktop]

No, it wouldn't.



Even those people about whom he is gibbering have no clue what he's talking about.

[Gaon]

No, it wouldn't.



Even those people about whom he is gibbering have no clue what he's talking about.

Maybe he had a few martinis before doing those podcasts.

[Bricktop]

Unless he raided his parent's liquor cache, I doubt he has access to liquor. The age in the US is 21, I believe.

[Anonymous]

Unless he raided his parent's liquor cache, I doubt he has access to liquor. The age in the US is 21, I believe.

 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

How often do you do podcasts King Martini?