The Martini in the Morning Podcast Thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Why is JOE being allowed to ruin my "look at that ass" thread?



It's such a quality thread, and he's such a shit posting Incel.



Please disinfect that masterpiece of his filth as soon as possible.





thank you

I don't have access to the Gutter, Cronus runs that..



He is away until Thursday, but what I can do is take away JOE's access to the Gutter until Cronus returns and he move JOE's posts.

A quality thread in the gutter?



That would be a first.

Yeah, women in thongs.



Not your speed. By a long shot in fact.

Well, this did make somebody cry  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

Notice how DumZo here doesn't deny being bedfellows with a piece of shit who threatened a forum with kiddy porn....

I never deny what obviously isn't true.



Do you deny your mommy makes your meals?

Do you want me to post proof you were in cahoots with that piece of shit?



Oh yeah, I had an exclusive interview with your dead wife. She said she's happy she finally found a real man and that you made her uncomfortable when she found your tranny gif stash on the family computer.



Now, you just might be a loser in life, but at least she's a winner in death.



Oh yeah, she also said don't talk to her anymore cuz she can't understand you and that your lisp is like verbal sign language.



We're close now. She likes real men, I guess (shrugs)

[Bricktop]

Jesus, ladybits...calm the farm.



This isn't Stompin Groundz, Flaming Idiots or Badass Namecallers Inc. Nobody here gives a toss about your "proof"...much as they give even less of a fuck for your inane, circuitous and long winded attempts to make yourself sound important...at least to yourself.



On the plus side, we are flattered that you took the time to babble about us, with shining ignorance and an utter lack of familiarity as to what makes us tick.



I note that your peers in that other place are equally enthralled with your hyperbole.



But, hey...knock yourself out. If it makes you feel better about yourself, who's to judge.

[Anonymous]

Yeah?

DependsZo is nothing but forum filler. If you feel the need to mother hen him, be my guest.



As for this forum, it has potential. Potential that could be honed into something special in the right hands. Those hands aren't here....yet. But they will be shortly.



It's a crying shame this place has suffered the ominous stench of over-looked, under appreciated. It takes somebody with an eye for talent to push a forum forward. Sadly, that talent just got here and makes podcasts.



Wait....you? Sorry, fella. Your just the same ol same. You can bleat on as much as you want with some self entitled "I dun know dis place" verbiage all you want. The fact remains this place didn't get a blip on the radar until yours truly came aboard. If you, or staff, for that matter, had an inkling of how to promote your forum, guess what? I wouldn't be here. You can whine to the next person on just how great this place is, but don't do it to me. I forum needs great content, something, like it or not, I provide daily.



Oh wait, they don't like yours truly at a flame forum? Then guess what, moron, I'm playing the game the right way, amirite?



Way to put that good sized club foot in your mouth, eh?



Um.....who's next? Or is this thread gonna magically go back to the flame forum here since I'm the only guy flaming between you tissue carrying dunderheads?

[Anonymous]

King Martini, do you plan your podcasts or do you wing it?

[Anonymous]

King Martini, do you plan your podcasts or do you wing it?

Outside of the telethon, I basically just wing them.

[Anonymous]

King Martini, do you plan your podcasts or do you wing it?

Outside of the telethon, I basically just wing them.

I see, thank you.

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt1



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt1



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473

I'll listen to it.

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt1



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473

Lots of personal facts about yourself in that podcast King Martini..



I used to be a waitress in a Chinese restaurant.

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt2



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18243246">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18243246

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt1



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473

Lots of personal facts about yourself in that podcast King Martini..



I used to be a waitress in a Chinese restaurant.

Was it money?



I was always turned off from Chinese restaurants cuz the tabs wernt big outside of sushi bars but those were fully staffed all the time. ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

The stupid people podcast pt1



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18242473

Lots of personal facts about yourself in that podcast King Martini..



I used to be a waitress in a Chinese restaurant.

Was it money?



I was always turned off from Chinese restaurants cuz the tabs wernt big outside of sushi bars but those were fully staffed all the time. ac_lmfao

I got a better job with the provincial civil service, so I quit..



I made okay tips on weekends.

[Anonymous]

Hey Martini, I did a little bouncing back in the day. I have worked in the oilpatch all my life, but during down times I would do some bouncing when I was in my early twenties. I didn't care about the money. I did it to get laid and beat the shit out of people without fear of getting arrested.

[Anonymous]

Hey Martini, I did a little bouncing back in the day. I have worked in the oilpatch all my life, but during down times I would do some bouncing when I was in my early twenties. I didn't care about the money. I did it to get laid and beat the shit out of people without fear of getting arrested.

That's mad respect.



Bouncers saved my life on about four occasions