Re: WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!!!

[Anonymous]

Dovey has some real life issues going on at the moment. So she tagged me in to take her place.



I'll be posting in the thread after Marini's next post.



Unless of course, the other side is scared to this new development

Smells of disqualification to me.



None of the Blue Cashew team players are scared.



We like Fash and her forum. We are a peaceful community that like discussing the prominent issues of the day. We are protective of Fash's forum. We don't want her to one day wake up and find her forum overrun by troublemakers, better known as riffraff. That is all.

methinks you're not getting the concept behind flame matches

Me thinks that geriatric reptile hasn't been laid since I love Lucy was the number one show in America and her bush resembles a inside out colonial wig.



Menopause hit her hard, like a Pollock clubbing her in the back of the head with a natural casing kielbasa. You throw fish in the fucking air and morons like her do backflips and roll over.



Wait? You hear that? That's areola here's 56k modem churning and the dreaded "you got mail" will be popping up soon I'm sure.





Wait....flame match? You plebs get one more fucking post from me.



One.



That's all I need and was my game plan the entire time. I only need one post to turn molars into liquid and watch grown men catch feels as they clutch their chests with anxiety. You guys really don't understand I'm on another level then everyone else then I guess I'll just have to back up what I say.



In one post.



I have until Friday. Do make it interesting until then.

Azhya doesn't get flaming....there's lots of people like that.

I don't think areola gets laid.....there's lots of ppl like that,too ac_razz

[Anonymous]

^Old Joe and Scouse immediately come to mind. ac_toofunny

[BEnzo]

You have to laugh at these SG folk

Their performance so far is just shy of a joke

It was Martini himself who threw down the glove

Threatening our demise through him and his Dove



But she's seen the light and decided to bail

Their efforts so obviously destined to fail

But wait, a new partner for King Chug-A-Lug

His bird has flown, but he's recruited a "thug"



Thuglife or Joodog, a punk by any name

Fancies himself as a master of flame

But if he wants to achieve a better result

He needs to do better than slur and insult



For a few months now, Thugs been part of our crowd

Saying very little but talking quite loud

Why he joined our group is hard to figure

Maybe by posting here, his balls grow bigger



He seems especially drawn to your humble scribe

It's because of me that he's joined our tribe

I'm still a legend that draws a crowd

At nearly 70, it makes me proud



So c'mon, Joo-boi, let's see what ya got

It's time to shine; your turn in the spot

Make us laugh with your wisdom and wit

Try to offset Martini's vacuous shit



Don't wait too long, Thuggie...another day's past

And your team is sitting on it's malodorous arse

People are saying that you're a pair of fakes

Despite a big noise, you don't have what it takes

Oh, man. Poetry is their Achilles heel.

Nice play-

[Blurt]

When does match end again?

Friday

Wait. Extensions now?



I participated in this five-day match on the condition it end on Thursday. After tomorrow at noon, I won't be available.



First posting day, call it the match opening, was Sunday. And I'm the only one who posted.



Rocket science, indeed.



This constant, cowardly moving of the goal posts is slightly disorienting, to say the least. Rules change mid-way. So do participants. And now the opposition is trying to slip in an extension?



Really?

[Anonymous]

When does match end again?

Friday

Wait. Extensions now?



I participated in this five-day match on the condition it end on Thursday. After tomorrow at noon, I won't be available.



First posting day, call it the match opening, was Sunday. And I'm the only one who posted.



Rocket science, indeed.



This constant, cowardly moving of the goal posts is slightly disorienting, to say the least. Rules change mid-way. So do participants. And now the opposition is trying to slip in an extension?



Really?

They didn't realize what a formidable foe you are.

[Blurt]

You callin' me a foe?



 

[Anonymous]

You callin' me a foe?



 

Not to me. You and I have so much in common. I am talking about those cocky SGer's. They underestimated you.

[Blurt]

I know, Herm. It was just another one of my obscure plays on words.



So many foes on these boards calling each other hoes.



I love to play

So I try to stay

Above the fray

[Anonymous]

When does match end again?

Friday

Wait. Extensions now?



I participated in this five-day match on the condition it end on Thursday. After tomorrow at noon, I won't be available.



First posting day, call it the match opening, was Sunday. And I'm the only one who posted.



Rocket science, indeed.



This constant, cowardly moving of the goal posts is slightly disorienting, to say the least. Rules change mid-way. So do participants. And now the opposition is trying to slip in an extension?



Really?

Then Thursday.



Feel better?

[Blurt]

Then Thursday.



Feel better?

Actually, I feel awful right now. Even worse than yesterday. Just a run of the mill cold, though. But there's a chance this will prevent me from going in to work tomorrow.



Thanks for asking, though. Do you have a down home feel-good remedy suggestion for a cold, Martino? One that doesn't require chicken, booze, or eucalyptus?

[Anonymous]

Blurt is carrying Bricktop. That surprises me. Blurt for for MVF(most valuable flamer).

[Pants Yamato]

Match sucks, everyone posting is terrible. I would rather pass a kidney stone then cut off my dick and eat it than continue reading that warbled garbage.

[Anonymous]

Match sucks, everyone posting is terrible. I would rather pass a kidney stone then cut off my dick and eat it than continue reading that warbled garbage.

Than, you should probably not read that thread.

[Blurt]

See, Fash, that was trolling. Sorta like what Joe does. Posting something just to get a rise out of someone. It's kindergarten weak.



Seems to me that those who can't flame, troll.

[Anonymous]

See, Fash, that was trolling. Sorta like what Joe does. Posting something just to get a rise out of someone. It's kindergarten weak.



Seems to me that those who can't flame, troll.

It is kindergarten baby weak.