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Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Herman"
You drinking tonight? I am.

I drink almost every night!  However, I never drink before dinner...  It's five minutes to seven here right now, so I suppose now is a great time to start making empty beer cans!



Bottoms up!

I'm due for a visit. However, I only drink mojitos.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shame on Herman and Mel.

Didn't Jesus drink wine?  I'm pretty sure Jesus drank wine!

Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Odinson

I´ve coveted other mans wife..



I was thinking that she should be with me.

Gaon

Quote from: "Odinson"I´ve coveted other mans wife..



I was thinking that she should be with me.

I think you Gentiles would say you committed adultery in your heart.
The Russian Rock It

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:

And? How does that negate drunkenness.

Blurt

You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.

If alcoholism was a Christian virtue that pig Herman would be a Bishop.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:

Jesus was an ASS man.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Blurt"You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.

If alcoholism was a Christian virtue that pig Herman would be a Bishop.

You need a drink you old hag. Your husband needs 10.

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