Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Don't you want to be around for you grandchild Herman?

[Blazor]

Happy birthday Herman!!!  ac_drinks  ac_drinks  ac_drinks

[Anonymous]

Happy birthday Herman!!!  ac_drinks  ac_drinks  ac_drinks

Thanks brother. ac_drinks

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Good for you pig.

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Barrel wash isn't just for breakfast anymore.

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

  your liver and kidneys must be shot

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish

[Rotwang]

Happy Birthday you demented pisshead!!!



Where's MY barrel wash you promised MONTHS ago.

[Anonymous]

Happy Birthday you demented pisshead!!!



Where's MY barrel wash you promised MONTHS ago.

He probably had good intentions of sending you a jug. But, you know. He got thirsty.

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

  your liver and kidneys must be shot

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish

They are both made out of cast iron.

[Anonymous]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Are your parents alive? If they are, they must be so proud.