BC Park Rangers...

[Vancouver]

empty trash bins at park facilities, put new toilet paper on the little spools at park facilities, wave at tourists and answer their questions...

Listen Mel, everybody knows that those outhouses are the shit. The most stinky dirty disgusting toilets. You'll need to do some scrubbing.

[Anonymous]

empty trash bins at park facilities, put new toilet paper on the little spools at park facilities, wave at tourists and answer their questions...

Listen Mel, everybody knows that those outhouses are the shit. The most stinky dirty disgusting toilets. You'll need to do some scrubbing.

They are disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Listen Mel, everybody knows that those outhouses are the shit. The most stinky dirty disgusting toilets. You'll need to do some scrubbing.

I think part of the problem is, is that they contracted that part of the maintenance out to who know's who...  So now you get an outhouse with shit smeared all over the seats and walls.



With me hired as Park Ranger, I will ensure my facilities remain clean!  It's not hard douching down a shitter with a bleach soaked mop.  Outhouses don't need to shine...  They just need to be douched down properly with a mop, and have toilet paper replaced on the spools!



I could do this job!  Might be fun even, to wander around the back country here for the Summer, and get paid for it!  Apparently I need courses to do this job though...