Blurt, you little Devil!

[Anonymous]

When did you get the screening job at YYJ?









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[Anonymous]

With the uniform, looks rather dapper I will admit!

[Dove]

We should all make a point to work our gender AND our sexual orientation into everything about us no matter how moot it is. It always be part of a basic introduction as well.



 "Hi I'm Dovey. I'm a cis woman and a hetro. I'm here to troll you today".

[Anonymous]

"Hi I'm Dovey. I'm a cis woman and a hetro. I'm here to troll you today".

The last time you played dumb here, I got banned for hurting your feelings...



No joke.

[Anonymous]

"Hi I'm Dovey. I'm a cis woman and a hetro. I'm here to troll you today".

The last time you played dumb here, I got banned for hurting your feelings...



No joke.

Never happened.

[Blurt]

Well, let's see now...



I'm not a musician.



I'm not a transgender woman.



I'm not a screening officer.



You been hitting the hooch a little too hard again, have you, Mel?



On the other hand...



I am a real person.



I have real passion.



Okay, you're partly right, then. I'll let you off the gut hook this time.



And you need to dedicate your own damn self to your own security. Forget becoming a Park Ranger, boy-o (an entry level position for which you don't meet the requirements, anyway); they're hiring overnight security guards at the Castlegar Co-op. Go get your license... and your shoe shine box.