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Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?

Started by Dove, March 01, 2020, 03:02:12 PM

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Dove

If you growl down on mine, I'll growl down on yours  ac_wub



 It's a Cunt post. Naturally I couldnt fit the whole thing in.



 Lolz.



 Are you DTG? Down to growl?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Dovey, darling, let us proceed with caution here.



Do you not think we are at risk starting one too many threads about these carbuncle twats and thereby breaching some unwritten mutant protocol which dictates we must concede defeat whenever it is we happen to kick their faces into the dimensions of a sea shell after 3:00pm on a weekend?



Surely I'd hate to be on record here as the ones who laughed too loud and too often at these cojoined idiots to our own peril. Wouldn't you?





Awwe, fuck it, I cannot resist and since you only live once might as well live on the edge.



So I'll be begin with a question.



Summy summy, sperm in tummy what the fuck is this monstrosity of disjointed mind feces? Do indulge me.



[size=150]"going the growl on each other's dung funnels" [/size]



Help me out here cunt. What is that? Some depraved sexual activity which should remain local to the trailer parks of Mutant hill U.S.A where the drinking water is a florescent green and everyone is a first cousin to the bearded lady and make E.T look like a runway model?



Would hissing at urine canals also happen to be a thing where everyone's neck resembles a wine glass and you are all capable of seeing in all 360 degrees of direction with your bulbous frog eyes?



What the fuck kind of  sickening scenarios involving the nappy haired assholes of chocolate lumberjacks braided into a koolio headpieces with your tongue go running through your head at night? hmmm summy?



Get fucking help, Freakshow. Your mind is wandering into places that even ostrich faced bio inventions with mutated human genes such as yourself should not dwell. Seriously.



I fear for you slummy if you don't take my advice it won't long before you descend further into this wormhole of sicking self abuse and begin breaking into animal shelters to copulate with recently deceased livestock because you cannot find a human partner because women think your face looks like a plate of mashed potatoes and you smell like a bag of moist moth balls laying stagnat in a truckstop toilet



fuck I hate becoming cognizant to such lowlife depravity


Dove

I think it's another word for Yiffing and Cunt might have forgotten which community he was tugging in lulz.



 There you go, short and sweet.



 Just like me.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Dove"I think it's another word for Yiffing and Cunt might have forgotten which community he was tugging in lulz.



 There you go, short and sweet.



 Just like me.




So Dovey, do you think these references to "dung funnels" are what constitutes "flaming" among these so called icons who keep speaking about this coveted dark art they dare not unleash ever again on the sons of men?



It's like, so biblical and shit.



I wonder if you could obtain any clues by watching the Raiders of the lost ark trilogy?

Dove

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"I think it's another word for Yiffing and Cunt might have forgotten which community he was tugging in lulz.



 There you go, short and sweet.



 Just like me.




So Dovey, do you think these references to "dung funnels" are what constitutes "flaming" among these so called icons who keep speaking about this coveted dark art they dare not unleash ever again on the sons of men?



It's like, so biblical and shit.



I wonder if you could obtain any clues by watching the Raiders of the lost ark trilogy?


 I honest to God think he mixed up FT with Fetlife and that was a dirty yiff post.



 In case you do not know what I'm talking about.....I'm talking about Furries. People who dress in animal suits and get in homofur pile orgies and growl down on bung funnels and shit. (I know you are too normal to know these things)



 It makes sense. It's about the only way it makes sense.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dove"If you growl down on mine, I'll growl down on yours  ac_wub



 It's a Cunt post. Naturally I couldnt fit the whole thing in.



 Lolz.



 Are you DTG? Down to growl?

 :2r4ml1j_th:

Dove

Moidtini's endless cowardly excuses



 "They'll tell you they have every chance in the world. A few generations of participation awards getting handed out to slo-tards led us to this point, they're quite happy to exercise the option of using the system to suck each other off for their self worth and screaming at the bawwthorities to intervene whenever anything triggers them.



Case in point; recently someone burst into tears over a cartoon of a female getting her pigtails pulled. Before you knew it, hordes of righteously indignant NPCs were swarming Twitter to denounce Albertan oil interests and lecture them on the topic of rape and paedophilia. Not even a ruling by the RCMP that it did not constitute porn could stop the screams and wails of the "how DARE you" crowd."







 Dude believe me, if I could use this "system" to experience Joo sucking me off?  I never leave the internet. I would die here in a sweaty twitching coma. I would most certainly completey forget thier entire mongoloided existence.



 Also this is the same dipshit who cried at 2 different boards about censoring ME. He wanted to take stupid, actually bitter shots at me and cried to have me censored.



 And now him and SumonesCunt are over there tongue fucking eachothers assholes with a nonstop narrative about Joo and Dovey and how they are just too good at "flaming" to bother.



 Right.



 On a board were us obvious "nonflamers" are being denied access.



 L. O. L. You cannot make this up.  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

They may as well just let the objects of 98 percent of the boards posts over there join.



 We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Dove"They may as well just let the objects of 98 percent of the boards posts over there join.



 We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.

You aint a flamer. And old Herman aint a drunk.

Dove

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"They may as well just let the objects of 98 percent of the boards posts over there join.



 We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.

You aint a flamer. And old Herman aint a drunk.


 Then what was in that bottle you handed me when I sat on your knee last June?



  ac_wot
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

cc

You must have been REALLY drunk by then



That was not a bottle, it was a barrel
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Dove

Quote from: "cc"You must have been REALLY drunk by then



That was not a bottle, it was a barrel


 The plot thickens.....



  ac_dunno
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

caskur

I'll do a callout with dum sum and floor that pickled brain flat...



You two cannot do it. You two have inferior intellect to both dum and myself.



carry on!~
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

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