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Zetsu

Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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Permanently off his rocker

Blazor

Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:

kiebers

With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Zetsu

Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny
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Anonymous

Tp supplies are back to normal, eddie must be working hard in the paper mills in Powell River.

Blazor

Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny




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Oh man, thats the hardest I laughed all day lolol.

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