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Corona Virus Chuckles - Let's relax and chuckle a bit

Started by Oak, March 20, 2020, 12:52:57 AM

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kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Oak

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That doesn't make a lot of sense.




People usually congregate in groups when there's a huge RV around.

Anonymous

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That doesn't make a lot of sense.




People usually congregate in groups when there's a huge RV around.

We have a motorhome..



It's the same people in it at a campground as in our house.

caskur

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 ac_lmfao


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This is really good.



There is plenty of great talent out there.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

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Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

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 :roll:

Anonymous

This is not a meme, but funny in a ridiculous, slimy way.



Televangelist Jim Bakker sued for selling fake coronavirus cure



Televangelist Jim Bakker is being sued by the state of Missouri for selling fake coronavirus cures on his website. On Monday, the Jim Bakker Show and six other companies were warned by the the U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to stop selling unapproved products and treatments.





Bakker's website offered products like "Silver Sol Liquid," that claimed to be able to diagnose or cure the coronavirus illness, COVID-19. In a letter to the Jim Bakker Show, the FDA said the products are in violation of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.



"The Secretary of Health and Human Services ... has determined that a public health emergency exists nationwide as a result of confirmed cases of COVID-19. Therefore, FDA is taking urgent measures to protect consumers from certain products that, without approval or authorization by FDA, claim to mitigate, prevent, treat, diagnose or cure COVID 19 in people," the agency wrote.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker-coronavirus-covid-19-fake-cure-televangelist-sued-by-missouri-symptoms-selling-treatment/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker ... treatment/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker-coronavirus-covid-19-fake-cure-televangelist-sued-by-missouri-symptoms-selling-treatment/

Anonymous

Quote from: "seoulbro"This is not a meme, but funny in a ridiculous, slimy way.



Televangelist Jim Bakker sued for selling fake coronavirus cure



Televangelist Jim Bakker is being sued by the state of Missouri for selling fake coronavirus cures on his website. On Monday, the Jim Bakker Show and six other companies were warned by the the U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to stop selling unapproved products and treatments.





Bakker's website offered products like "Silver Sol Liquid," that claimed to be able to diagnose or cure the coronavirus illness, COVID-19. In a letter to the Jim Bakker Show, the FDA said the products are in violation of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.



"The Secretary of Health and Human Services ... has determined that a public health emergency exists nationwide as a result of confirmed cases of COVID-19. Therefore, FDA is taking urgent measures to protect consumers from certain products that, without approval or authorization by FDA, claim to mitigate, prevent, treat, diagnose or cure COVID 19 in people," the agency wrote.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker-coronavirus-covid-19-fake-cure-televangelist-sued-by-missouri-symptoms-selling-treatment/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker ... treatment/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-bakker-coronavirus-covid-19-fake-cure-televangelist-sued-by-missouri-symptoms-selling-treatment/

That man is a serial con artist.

Anonymous

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Oak

If you don't find any humor in even the darkest of hours, you are a humorless fuck and I wouldn't want to know you in real life.  



Also, I had kindly asked to not make this thread political.  I see it was the conservatives that just couldn't help themselves.



Fash, this is why I don't come around as much as I was hoping to come around.  Too many people here have sticks shoved up their asses and can't laugh at much, nevermind themselves.





sigh

Oak

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Vancouver

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Time is malleable

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone