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Started by keeper, October 03, 2013, 11:28:13 AM

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Anonymous

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Yea, the world has gotten more twisted... Little kids watch these shows nowadays.



Might wanna tell the operator to block all the porn-sites also, while you are at it.

We are very careful what we allow our children access to.

If you think you can control everything your kids see, you're only kidding urself.

Not everything, but I must make every effort to protect them.

keeper

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Quote from: "Odinson"That scenario is not going to happen in real life. The armed forces will take the zombies down in a day.



Besides if they are all infected... Why does a bite turn them into zombies.

A very popular show I know, but inappropriate for my children.


who said anything about your kids watching it?  Its for Adults, it even says it at the beginning of the show. Record it and watch it when the kids arnt around.

keeper

Some people just don't know how to have fun these days. Do this don't do that. Gawd just let loose for a change its not going to kill you, I PROMISE !!!!!!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Keeper"
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Quote from: "Odinson"That scenario is not going to happen in real life. The armed forces will take the zombies down in a day.



Besides if they are all infected... Why does a bite turn them into zombies.

A very popular show I know, but inappropriate for my children.


who said anything about your kids watching it?  Its for Adults, it even says it at the beginning of the show. Record it and watch it when the kids arnt around.

Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:

Renee

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A very popular show I know, but inappropriate for my children.


who said anything about your kids watching it?  Its for Adults, it even says it at the beginning of the show. Record it and watch it when the kids arnt around.

Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Obvious Li

Quote from: "Renee"
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who said anything about your kids watching it?  Its for Adults, it even says it at the beginning of the show. Record it and watch it when the kids arnt around.

Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:




we have nothing to worry about....i expect to hear that Fash has been canonized and renamed Saint Fash. any day now.......she can sin at will then.... :mrgreen:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
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who said anything about your kids watching it?  Its for Adults, it even says it at the beginning of the show. Record it and watch it when the kids arnt around.

Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:

Isn't that what you Italian/Irish Catholic types refer to as purgatory?

Odinson

Quote from: "Shen Li"
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Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:

Isn't that what you Italian/Irish Catholic types refer to as purgatory?


Purgatory is like a lobby.

Odinson

You either get the shitty 1st story room or the penthouse.

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
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Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:

Isn't that what you Italian/Irish Catholic types refer to as purgatory?


Yeah same but different. Purgatory is like a waiting room for souls that didn't sin bad enough to go straight to hell but the torment is different. In hell you receive everlasting pain; in purgatory you are just board as shit. Supposedly once you say enough Hail Mary's and enough Our Father's they let you go to heaven with the rest of the goodie-goodie, tight ass, stiffs.



Fortunately if the Catholic dogma is correct I'm going straight into the express tube to hell when I die and won't have to worry about all that Purgatory jazz. I just hope that when I get to hell the devil will recognize my efforts and give me a job or something. I'd hate to be tortured for eternity with nothing productive to do. It reminds too much of my years in catholic school.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"Yeah same but different. Purgatory is like a waiting room for souls that didn't sin bad enough to go straight to hell but the torment is different. In hell you receive everlasting pain; in purgatory you are just board as shit. Supposedly once you say enough Hail Mary's and enough Our Father's they let you go to heaven with the rest of the goodie-goodie, tight ass, stiffs.



Fortunately if the Catholic dogma is correct I'm going straight into the express tube to hell when I die and won't have to worry about all that Purgatory jazz. I just hope that when I get to hell the devil will recognize my efforts and give me a job or something. I'd hate to be tortured for eternity with nothing productive to do. It reminds too much of my years in catholic school.

If you go before me can I use you as a reference when I get there? I'll be needing a job too.

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"Yeah same but different. Purgatory is like a waiting room for souls that didn't sin bad enough to go straight to hell but the torment is different. In hell you receive everlasting pain; in purgatory you are just board as shit. Supposedly once you say enough Hail Mary's and enough Our Father's they let you go to heaven with the rest of the goodie-goodie, tight ass, stiffs.



Fortunately if the Catholic dogma is correct I'm going straight into the express tube to hell when I die and won't have to worry about all that Purgatory jazz. I just hope that when I get to hell the devil will recognize my efforts and give me a job or something. I'd hate to be tortured for eternity with nothing productive to do. It reminds too much of my years in catholic school.

If you go before me can I use you as a reference when I get there? I'll be needing a job too.


Don't worry I'll put in a good word for you. I just can't guarantee what ring of hell you will be employed on.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Odinson

I want to go to hell.



I´ll turn into horned, red demon named Alistair and I´ll come to collect souls. Starting from the nunnery. :D



That would be the ideal job for me since I´m already the forked tongue white devil.



"what in the devil is your name?" would be my signature line.

Anonymous

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Fash is worried she'll burn in hell for eternity if she actually enjoys the show. :roll:


She has nothing to worry about. For a minor sin like that you only burn in hell for a few months.  :twisted:




we have nothing to worry about....i expect to hear that Fash has been canonized and renamed Saint Fash. any day now.......she can sin at will then.... :mrgreen:

I know you are affectionately teasing me.

 :)

Odinson

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