I have some great news for the forum in these trying times...

[Anonymous]

'Doogie Howser, M.D.' will be rebooted!



The only caveat is that Doogie will now be a female, who's half-Asian/half-White...  And will live in Hawaii!



Doogie Kealoha, M.D....







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[Odinson]

Oy.... Vey....

[Anonymous]

I heard theyre recasting Snow White as a tamil boy

[Anonymous]

That should be a tamil transexual to cater for the blurtskis of the world

[Odinson]

Snow white sounds like a slave name.

[Anonymous]

Rumours also persist that Palmolive is reviving its classic soap commercials with Blurt as the replacement for 'Madge'. Apparently cc was the runner up:

[Blazor]

A reboot, with a different gender, race, and location. This sounds like a different show, not a reboot. Are these fuckers not creative enough, to come up with a different show/movie if it reflects a different character than what the original was!? I mean FUCK! I wasnt much of a Howser fan, but this forced gender/race/etc shit is getting old.

[Anonymous]

Short answer... "no". Slightly longer answer... Disney is hemorrhaging cash from all its orifices at present and looks set to furlough all its live action crews anyway, so don't expect much of anything in the way of reboots any time soon.

[Anonymous]

Oh, as a postscript to the above, Rotten Tomatoes is starting to cop a beating in the lamestream media for not being relevant in terms of critics scores versus actual audience enjoyment. It's even been suggested this started about the time that Ghostbusters 2016 came out. Only took four years and a pandemic to force these clowns to the table.

[Oak]

What a stupid thread.  At least it's in the right sub.

[Anonymous]

What a stupid thread.  At least it's in the right sub.

My posts and threads are always "in the right sub," since I am forbidden from posting anywhere else but here!    

[Anonymous]

What a stupid thread.  At least it's in the right sub.

My posts and threads are always "in the right sub," since I am forbidden from posting anywhere else but here!    

yeah ya gotts wonder what the foljs at the Blue Cashew are afraid of, eh Mel?



Like I'm mostly banned here too.



In all truth I find this place rather boring, and just post here when there's nothin ta do.



So....the folks round hea think I'm such a threat to their existence but in all honesty I seez this place as a cushion pin.



Just somethin ta do ta pass the time....thats all.

[Anonymous]

What a stupid thread.  At least it's in the right sub.

We try to contain all the nonsense in this sub.

[Oak]

What a stupid thread.  At least it's in the right sub.

My posts and threads are always "in the right sub," since I am forbidden from posting anywhere else but here!    

Oh, my bad, I had no idea.