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I wanna be rich like a Jew!

Started by Anonymous, May 23, 2020, 06:17:13 PM

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Anonymous

Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?

Frood

Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...



...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

I'm not talkin' 'bout chump change, Willis...  I'm talking Jew levels of wealth here!

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QuoteI wanna be rich like a Jew!

Sorry matey. I'd buy you a drink and chat, but marriage is d e f in i t e l y out
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=363298 time=1590272582 user_id=1676
Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...



...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...


That is how old Herman got wealthy.

Anonymous

Quote from: Mel post_id=363297 time=1590272233
Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?

 Deuteronomy 7:25-26

The images of their gods you are to burn in the fire. Do not covet the silver and gold on them, and do not take it for yourselves, or you will be ensnared by it, for it is detestable to the LORD your God. Do not bring a detestable thing into your house or you, like it, will be set apart for destruction. Utterly abhor and detest it, for it is set apart for destruction.

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