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Dove

#15
June 20, 2020, 05:47:34 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=367116 time=1592688727 user_id=1689
Quote from: Dove post_id=367103 time=1592687350 user_id=3266
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=366926 time=1592603157 user_id=3254
Quote from: Herman post_id=366917 time=1592601099 user_id=1689
CNN doesn't think this video was "adorable".

Does anybody care about CNN's opinions that they call news.


 I've been calling leftist media the "Ministry of Truth'.



 It's all propaganda garbage.

There is no news anymore in the US.


 Nope.



 We used to have standards and regulations on reporting.



 It had to be honest.



 Obama actually did away with that.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

#16
June 20, 2020, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=367124 time=1592689654 user_id=3266
Quote from: Herman post_id=367116 time=1592688727 user_id=1689
Quote from: Dove post_id=367103 time=1592687350 user_id=3266
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=366926 time=1592603157 user_id=3254
Quote from: Herman post_id=366917 time=1592601099 user_id=1689
CNN doesn't think this video was "adorable".

Does anybody care about CNN's opinions that they call news.


 I've been calling leftist media the "Ministry of Truth'.



 It's all propaganda garbage.

There is no news anymore in the US.


 Nope.



 We used to have standards and regulations on reporting.



 It had to be honest.



 Obama actually did away with that.

We are moving in that direction too. And that is without our state owned broadcaster, the CBC.

cc

#17
June 20, 2020, 09:16:13 PM
CTV always was  .. and to my dismay Global has been sliding left .. and reporting US directly quoting CNN
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

cc

#18
June 20, 2020, 09:41:10 PM
This may not exactly fit here, but I'll give Antifa Hunting a go



https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/stat ... 8990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#19
June 21, 2020, 12:51:11 AM
Quote from: cc post_id=367171 time=1592702173 user_id=88
CTV always was  .. and to my dismay Global has been sliding left .. and reporting US directly quoting CNN

I get a lot of news from Global Calgary.

Anonymous

#20
June 21, 2020, 01:46:44 AM
Quote from: cc post_id=367176 time=1592703670 user_id=88
This may not exactly fit here, but I'll give Antifa Hunting a go



https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/stat ... 8990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968

 :roll:

Zetsu

#21
June 23, 2020, 04:18:49 AM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=367092 time=1592685908 user_id=114
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367062 time=1592678979 user_id=61
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Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367034 time=1592665407 user_id=61
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=367012 time=1592642781 user_id=2015
Trump patted you on the shoulder? Trump was in a Chinese supermarket?


Yep, it might be him or maybe not, I just know the man that patted me on my shoulder and looked 99% like him, or had all his genetic build up, he was even around the same age as Trump, had the exact same wavy hair style, skin tone, facial features and recognition, around the same height, etc.  



He could tell from reading my emotional body language I really liked Canada despite how frustrated I was during the time.


When did this happen?



Which city?


Think it was 7 to 8 years ago when I was at a Foody supermarket in Toronto, I know it wasn't him, but I can not forget the man looked exactly like him, the eyes, hair style and colour, facial appearance are all the same.

Have you asked others or inquired if it was Trump.


Naw, it's just that I doubt the Chinese ppl there at the supermarket would know who Trump is, but boy was I surprised when he patted on my shoulder and I turned around to see who it was, that person seemed like a kind hearted version of Trump and a middle class version.
Permanently off his rocker

Zetsu

#22
June 23, 2020, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: cc post_id=367176 time=1592703670 user_id=88
This may not exactly fit here, but I'll give Antifa Hunting a go



https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/stat ... 8990291968">https://twitter.com/terilovestrump/status/1274106228990291968


Lol this is Gold.  :laugh:
Permanently off his rocker

Anonymous

#23
June 23, 2020, 09:06:22 AM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367736 time=1592900329 user_id=61
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=367092 time=1592685908 user_id=114
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367062 time=1592678979 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367047 time=1592673225 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367034 time=1592665407 user_id=61
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=367012 time=1592642781 user_id=2015
Trump patted you on the shoulder? Trump was in a Chinese supermarket?


Yep, it might be him or maybe not, I just know the man that patted me on my shoulder and looked 99% like him, or had all his genetic build up, he was even around the same age as Trump, had the exact same wavy hair style, skin tone, facial features and recognition, around the same height, etc.  



He could tell from reading my emotional body language I really liked Canada despite how frustrated I was during the time.


When did this happen?



Which city?


Think it was 7 to 8 years ago when I was at a Foody supermarket in Toronto, I know it wasn't him, but I can not forget the man looked exactly like him, the eyes, hair style and colour, facial appearance are all the same.

Have you asked others or inquired if it was Trump.


Naw, it's just that I doubt the Chinese ppl there at the supermarket would know who Trump is, but boy was I surprised when he patted on my shoulder and I turned around to see who it was, that person seemed like a kind hearted version of Trump and a middle class version.

If it was Donald Trump, I wonder what he was doing there.

Zetsu

#24
June 26, 2020, 04:13:10 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367750 time=1592917582 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367736 time=1592900329 user_id=61
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=367092 time=1592685908 user_id=114
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367062 time=1592678979 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367047 time=1592673225 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367034 time=1592665407 user_id=61
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=367012 time=1592642781 user_id=2015
Trump patted you on the shoulder? Trump was in a Chinese supermarket?


Yep, it might be him or maybe not, I just know the man that patted me on my shoulder and looked 99% like him, or had all his genetic build up, he was even around the same age as Trump, had the exact same wavy hair style, skin tone, facial features and recognition, around the same height, etc.  



He could tell from reading my emotional body language I really liked Canada despite how frustrated I was during the time.


When did this happen?



Which city?


Think it was 7 to 8 years ago when I was at a Foody supermarket in Toronto, I know it wasn't him, but I can not forget the man looked exactly like him, the eyes, hair style and colour, facial appearance are all the same.

Have you asked others or inquired if it was Trump.


Naw, it's just that I doubt the Chinese ppl there at the supermarket would know who Trump is, but boy was I surprised when he patted on my shoulder and I turned around to see who it was, that person seemed like a kind hearted version of Trump and a middle class version.

If it was Donald Trump, I wonder what he was doing there.


That's a good question, it's most likely a person that happens to resembles him, but he sure did looked like Trump.
Permanently off his rocker

Anonymous

#25
June 26, 2020, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=368781 time=1593202390 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367750 time=1592917582 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367736 time=1592900329 user_id=61
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=367092 time=1592685908 user_id=114
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367062 time=1592678979 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367047 time=1592673225 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367034 time=1592665407 user_id=61
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=367012 time=1592642781 user_id=2015
Trump patted you on the shoulder? Trump was in a Chinese supermarket?


Yep, it might be him or maybe not, I just know the man that patted me on my shoulder and looked 99% like him, or had all his genetic build up, he was even around the same age as Trump, had the exact same wavy hair style, skin tone, facial features and recognition, around the same height, etc.  



He could tell from reading my emotional body language I really liked Canada despite how frustrated I was during the time.


When did this happen?



Which city?


Think it was 7 to 8 years ago when I was at a Foody supermarket in Toronto, I know it wasn't him, but I can not forget the man looked exactly like him, the eyes, hair style and colour, facial appearance are all the same.

Have you asked others or inquired if it was Trump.


Naw, it's just that I doubt the Chinese ppl there at the supermarket would know who Trump is, but boy was I surprised when he patted on my shoulder and I turned around to see who it was, that person seemed like a kind hearted version of Trump and a middle class version.

If it was Donald Trump, I wonder what he was doing there.


That's a good question, it's most likely a person that happens to resembles him, but he sure did looked like Trump.

It probably wasn't him Zetsu.

Zetsu

#26
June 27, 2020, 01:27:37 PM
Quote from: Velvet post_id=368783 time=1593203455 user_id=2021
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=368781 time=1593202390 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367750 time=1592917582 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367736 time=1592900329 user_id=61
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=367092 time=1592685908 user_id=114
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367062 time=1592678979 user_id=61
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=367047 time=1592673225 user_id=3254
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=367034 time=1592665407 user_id=61
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=367012 time=1592642781 user_id=2015
Trump patted you on the shoulder? Trump was in a Chinese supermarket?


Yep, it might be him or maybe not, I just know the man that patted me on my shoulder and looked 99% like him, or had all his genetic build up, he was even around the same age as Trump, had the exact same wavy hair style, skin tone, facial features and recognition, around the same height, etc.  



He could tell from reading my emotional body language I really liked Canada despite how frustrated I was during the time.


When did this happen?



Which city?


Think it was 7 to 8 years ago when I was at a Foody supermarket in Toronto, I know it wasn't him, but I can not forget the man looked exactly like him, the eyes, hair style and colour, facial appearance are all the same.

Have you asked others or inquired if it was Trump.


Naw, it's just that I doubt the Chinese ppl there at the supermarket would know who Trump is, but boy was I surprised when he patted on my shoulder and I turned around to see who it was, that person seemed like a kind hearted version of Trump and a middle class version.

If it was Donald Trump, I wonder what he was doing there.


That's a good question, it's most likely a person that happens to resembles him, but he sure did looked like Trump.

It probably wasn't him Zetsu.


I guess it's too awesome to be possible, not just the man looked like him, but so was his conservative personality.  ac_drinks
Permanently off his rocker

Anonymous

#27
June 27, 2020, 01:46:04 PM
I don't wanna rain on your parade either brother, but the odds of Donald Trump taking the Trump 757 up to Toronto to buy some groceries is very low.

Odinson

#28
June 28, 2020, 11:11:28 AM
CNN:



White cops were not patrolling the area when a black child was murdered.



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Anonymous

#29
June 28, 2020, 01:41:37 PM
We Swear To God This Is A Real Washington Post Headline

https://images.dailycaller.com/image/width=960,height=411,fit=cover,f=auto/https://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/2020-06-27-e1593280011582.jpeg">



https://dailycaller.com/2020/06/27/washington-post-claims-most-dangerous-cities-america-arent-run-democrats/?utm_source=piano&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2360&pnespid=mLM396lAVxWNPWDKtB_m7x55D4Kn8WjJ06DemL4i">https://dailycaller.com/2020/06/27/wash ... jJ06DemL4i">https://dailycaller.com/2020/06/27/washington-post-claims-most-dangerous-cities-america-arent-run-democrats/?utm_source=piano&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2360&pnespid=mLM396lAVxWNPWDKtB_m7x55D4Kn8WjJ06DemL4i

The article, however, did not provide a single city run by a Republican in the top 20 most violent cities per capita. According to data WaPo gathered to disprove Trump, 19 of the 20 cities with the most violent crime per 10,000 residents are run by Democrats. The lone city on the per capita list not run by a Democrat is run by an Independent.
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