If you had to commit suicide...

[Frood]

If I was required to kill myself, I'd paddle a kayak out into Bass Straits with a concrete cinder block chained around two ankles and just flip my yak...





...I'd get a lot of carb and protein bars, and electrolyte drinks so I could get far out and deep enough that nobody would ever find my uneaten remains...





...BUT, If I deduced that I could reach Tasmania without island hopping, I'd paddle all the way... because, that's the shit!

[Blurt]

Andrea was a hottie.



Part of the twelve that got away.

[Renee]

It's not a suicide song. It's a romantic slow dance standard.



You would realize this of you ever actually had a real romantic relationship. That excludes that fire water festival you had with your injun wife; what was her name.. "Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky" or some shit?

She was German/Uke, you fat fuck.  No Injun.  That said, sometimes I kind of miss having her around...

Don't try to bullshit me, I've seen the pics.



If she wasn't an injun then by the racial standards you yourself set, she sure as shit didn't look "white".



That being the case, I'm still going with her being a descendant of Red Cloud.

[cc]

It's not a suicide song. It's a romantic slow dance standard.



You would realize this of you ever actually had a real romantic relationship. That excludes that fire water festival you had with your injun wife; what was her name.. "Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky" or some shit?

She was German/Uke, .......

With unstable people like mel, I get a cold chill when they use the word "was" along with women

[Anonymous]

Andrea was a hottie.



Part of the twelve that got away.

Is that Mel ex old lady. The only gal he has ever fucked in his life.

[Berry Sweet]

Mel should've listened to me and looked for employment out there BEFORE making a big move.



But nooooo.   Now hes all drunk and unemployed.

Implying that I couldn't live here for years without employment income...



Implying that I'm not mortgage free, and could work a minimum wage job to supplement my ass into retirement...



Implying that you wouldn't like a lifestyle in one of the most beautiful parts of the World!

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

[Anonymous]

Mel should've listened to me and looked for employment out there BEFORE making a big move.



But nooooo.   Now hes all drunk and unemployed.

Implying that I couldn't live here for years without employment income...



Implying that I'm not mortgage free, and could work a minimum wage job to supplement my ass into retirement...



Implying that you wouldn't like a lifestyle in one of the most beautiful parts of the World!

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

The Koots are decent by Canadian standards only.

[Anonymous]

With unstable people like mel, I get a cold chill when they use the word "was" along with women

Give it a rest, you repetitive Kike...  Your shit got stale years ago.

[Anonymous]

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

I know it does.  Your solution is to live in a welfare subsidized apartment/townhouse.  I don't have that option, Berry.



So what will YOU do?  You'll live in your subsidized building for life.  I don't have that option.  And NEITHER of us can afford to own property in Vancouver.



So I moved out of that shithole.  You should be happy for me, but like all the other stunted retards on this shithole forum, you try to create grief.



Where have I bragged about my lawn?  And now you're criticizing the wage of a job that I don't even have yet?



You are a useless piece of shit just like 80% of the regulars here are, that all pat each other on the back for being colossal pieces of shit also.



Stay jelly!

[Anonymous]

The Koots are decent by Canadian standards only.

I'll take that as a compliment, but where is better, and for what reasons?

[Anonymous]

Mel should've listened to me and looked for employment out there BEFORE making a big move.



But nooooo.   Now hes all drunk and unemployed.

Implying that I couldn't live here for years without employment income...



Implying that I'm not mortgage free, and could work a minimum wage job to supplement my ass into retirement...



Implying that you wouldn't like a lifestyle in one of the most beautiful parts of the World!

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

The Koots are decent by Canadian standards only.

I always enjoy our camping trips there..



It's close to home too.

[Anonymous]

Is Mel talking suicide again?



That shit's getting old.

Not as old as Jersey Gurl moaning the names of his masters on this board over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Seriously, he should just rent a room with those guys, let them fuck him and be done with it.

[Renee]

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

I know it does.  Your solution is to live in a welfare subsidized apartment/townhouse.  I don't have that option, Berry.



So what will YOU do?  You'll live in your subsidized building for life.  I don't have that option.  And NEITHER of us can afford to own property in Vancouver.



So I moved out of that shithole.  You should be happy for me, but like all the other stunted retards on this shithole forum, you try to create grief.



Where have I bragged about my lawn?  And now you're criticizing the wage of a job that I don't even have yet?



You are a useless piece of shit just like 80% of the regulars here are, that all pat each other on the back for being colossal pieces of shit also.



Stay jelly!

Funny how night after night you return to this "shithole" full of "useless pieces of shit".



If I felt that way about a place (and there are a few of them out there) you wouldn't see me hanging out there with any frequency. I guess you are either very lonely or you think of yourself as a fucking shit fly. Which is it?

[Blurt]

Is Mel talking suicide again?



That shit's getting old.

Not as old as Jersey Gurl moaning...

Dis nu fone. Who Jersey Gurl?

[Anonymous]

Life requires maintenance.  There is upkeep for everything.



I've already lived out there for eight years.



Have fun with your unemployment / min wage job.



Btw, nobody cares about your lawn.

I know it does.  Your solution is to live in a welfare subsidized apartment/townhouse.  I don't have that option, Berry.



So what will YOU do?  You'll live in your subsidized building for life.  I don't have that option.  And NEITHER of us can afford to own property in Vancouver.



So I moved out of that shithole.  You should be happy for me, but like all the other stunted retards on this shithole forum, you try to create grief.



Where have I bragged about my lawn?  And now you're criticizing the wage of a job that I don't even have yet?



You are a useless piece of shit just like 80% of the regulars here are, that all pat each other on the back for being colossal pieces of shit also.



Stay jelly!

Funny how night after night you return to this "shithole" full of "useless pieces of shit".



If I felt that way about a place (and there are a few of them out there) you wouldn't see me hanging out there with any frequency. I guess you are either very lonely or you think of yourself as a fucking shit fly. Which is it?

Mel claims he doesn't like us, but posts more than myself and I do like the posters here.