Now you're fucking with my posts again...

[Anonymous]

It's beer:30 early today.

Isn't he fucking pathetic. He should shoot himself in the face. He has firearms and he is super unhappy. What's his excuse.

You like to joke around, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are joking again. It's a sick joke though.

He is too lazy to pick up a rifle anyway.

Come on, let's be serious.



Whenever Mel is awake he's completely shitfaced. He would pull the trigger, miss, blow a big hole in his new drywall, then blame it on bent sights or some shit because NOTHING is ever his fault...



The following night we would all be treated to a good cry about how he had to spackle a hole in his living room wall because the previous owners of the house didn't do any maintenance.



Christ Shen, you should know the drill by now.

And the bullet would travel into the neighbour's yard and kill their cat.

[Anonymous]

I was a poster at memebee when mel was there. He seemed like a decent guy so I decided to meet up with him in Langley. He was a nice guy for the beginning of the date but he became an aggressive asshole after about his 17th kokanee. Long story short, he tried to rape me but was impotent because of the alcohole. He smokes crack cocaine as well.

[Anonymous]

I was a poster at memebee when mel was there. He seemed like a decent guy so I decided to meet up with him in Langley. He was a nice guy for the beginning of the date but he became an aggressive asshole after about his 17th kokanee. Long story short, he tried to rape me but was impotent because of the alcohole. He smokes crack cocaine as well.

Old Mel is obsessed with RW, not you.

[cc]

I was a poster at memebee when mel was there. He seemed like a decent guy so I decided to meet up with him in Langley. He was a nice guy for the beginning of the date but he became an aggressive asshole after about his 17th kokanee.



Long story short, he tried to rape me but was impotent because of the alcohole. He smokes crack cocaine as well.

I have to question the truth of that



mel couldn't rape a blowup doll

[Erica Mena]

I was a poster at memebee when mel was there. He seemed like a decent guy so I decided to meet up with him in Langley. He was a nice guy for the beginning of the date but he became an aggressive asshole after about his 17th kokanee. Long story short, he tried to rape me but was impotent because of the alcohole. He smokes crack cocaine as well.

You had me til "alcohole"

[Anonymous]

I was a poster at memebee when mel was there. He seemed like a decent guy so I decided to meet up with him in Langley. He was a nice guy for the beginning of the date but he became an aggressive asshole after about his 17th kokanee. Long story short, he tried to rape me but was impotent because of the alcohole. He smokes crack cocaine as well.

You had me til "alcohole"

me too

[cc]

I suspect  Tammy is a George