who is the most comical poster on these forums

[Anonymous]

"cat"? .. There's a more appropriate feline term  ac_smile

 

[Renee]

Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno

[Blazor]

Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno

Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.

[Renee]

Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno

Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.

I don't know who it was that she ran over...The guy was bald and he dropped the F-bomb a lot. That's the one word I could make out.



There was a middle aged Asian woman with him who got knocked over as well. Her purse spilled all over and there were a lot of credit cards all over the sidewalk. I couldn't quite make out the name on the cards cause Shen just sped off like the immigration authorities were after her. I was telling her to stop but she just flipped me the bird and kept going. Needless to say I was late for my nail appointment so I didn't tip her well.



Now she's probably mad at me... ac_crying

[Blazor]

Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno

Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.

I don't know who it was that she ran over...The guy was bald and he dropped the F-bomb a lot. That's the one word I could make out.



There was a middle aged Asian woman with him who got knocked over as well. Her purse spilled all over and there were a lot of credit cards all over the sidewalk. I couldn't quite make out the name on the cards cause Shen just sped off like the immigration authorities were after her. I was telling her to stop but she just flipped me the bird and kept going. Needless to say I was late for my nail appointment so I didn't tip her well.



Now she's probably mad at me... ac_crying

One thing I always liked about yours and Blurt's flames, they are always so creative  

[Anonymous]

They are creative with their flames.

[Anonymous]

Wow, how thrilled am I to be considered a draw amid such a distinguished and conservative collection of crackpots? Thanks for the votes, folks.  ac_cool



I appreciate the honour, dubious as it may be. I mean, Shen? Biggies? Renee??? Giants in the competition!...if you're talking about about an ass, an ego, and a gun locker, respectively.



Ah, Renee! I'd love to roast you, I really would. But I can't, I just can't. My oven's way too small.



Shen, ol' Herm gave me an empty barrelwash barrel which I filled with KFC drumsticks. There's a toonie at the bottom. You go, girl. You should be done before lunch, I'm guessing.



Biggie Smalls, what can I say about someone who chose a screen name to describe both his ego and his physical stature? Except maybe that it's a better choice than "Hot Air Balloon Hobbit."



There are many funny posters on this forum. Some are unsung comics, to be sure.



I have my doubts about Dinkies, though. Last time Dinky was a hoot, Rotwang was still sipping whiskey while gazing fondly at a photo of Pantywaste's toes.



My vote would be for ol' Brother Seoul. Any man has to be considered the funniest who can discuss actuarial science with a straight face or shout "Fore!" before engaging in the fulfillment of his bi-monthly contractual obligations in the marital bed.



Finally, I tip my hat to the Asian Mistress of the house, Fashionista. She has a way of making earnestness a side-splitting affair. She can drop a devastating bomb in the most innocuous way, making the shredded victims believe they were just slapped in the face with a bouquest of dandelions in bloom. Fash is the only woman I know who, if she weren't a Christian, would still be a Christian. And this is why I so much like her; her humour has very little hatred in it. Funny doesn't have to be mean-spirited. And Fash is a past mistress of the art.



Blurt out.  

[Frood]

It's ok, Blurt. I understand it's a politically charged year. Inversely, SNL does nothing to tickle my funny bone either...

[caskur]

I picked Blurter



He isn't bad for a Jabberwocky!~

[Anonymous]

I picked Blurter



He isn't bad for a Jabberwocky!~

He is hilarious.