The Nice List

[Anonymous]

for Blurt(or Poppy)

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[Anonymous]

for Priscilla

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[Anonymous]

A new outfit for SB.

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[Poppy]

Is my gift going to be delivered by one of those cute little Amazon vans? I love when our Alexa blinks and tells us that we've got a package because the driver never rings the door bell, and nobody knows that there's a package sitting all alone on the door step.



Alexa has magical powers and knows when I'm running low on bird food or toothpaste, and she'll ask if she should add these items to my Amazon shopping cart, and I'll tell her to PISS OFF.

[Anonymous]

Is my gift going to be delivered by one of those cute little Amazon vans? I love when our Alexa blinks and tells us that we've got a package because the driver never rings the door bell, and nobody knows that there's a package sitting all alone on the door step.



Alexa has magical powers and knows when I'm running low on bird food or toothpaste, and she'll ask if she should add these items to my Amazon shopping cart, and I'll tell her to PISS OFF.

Nope. A sleigh pulled by flying reindeer.

[Anonymous]

for IHJ

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[Anonymous]

for Murdock(or reaper)

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[Anonymous]

for Dinky

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[Anonymous]

I don't mean to second guess Santa, but I think Renee might like this.

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[Anonymous]

for Blazor

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[Anonymous]

Again, I don't mean to step on Santa's toes, but I feel Blazor would like this as a gift more.

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[Frood]

for Dinky

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Thanks, Santa...



I left a mug and trough of barrel wash out for you and your cloven footed ferry operators...

[Anonymous]

I saw this on another forum.



You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not REEE out

I'm telling you why,

Santasquatch is coming to town

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's going to find out

Who's bad commie and nice,

Santa Claus is coming to town



He knows if you`re creepy

He knows if you`ve been a commie

If you try to push your political agenda on kids on christmas

He`s gonna use your chimney as a portapotty



You better watch out

You better not cry

I'm you`re a bad commie,

he`s going in dry,

Santasquatch is coming to town



He knows if you`re stupid

He knows if you are a bread line wanting commie

If you try to push your political agenda on kids on christmas

He`s gonna pinch a loaf down your chimney





You better watch out

You better not cry

I'm you`re gonna bad commie REEE out,

he`s going to forcefeed you ass pie,

Santasquatch is coming to town

Santasquatch is coming................to tooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn!

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Hey look, Eddie is a tranny chug. Nice pic eds, your mom must be so proud. ac_toofunny  



No wonder you are 50 and single.