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Just bought a 4 liter bottle of lube.

Started by Anonymous, December 27, 2020, 01:42:55 AM

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December 27, 2020, 01:42:55 AM
Boxing day sale. My girlfriend is so tight it is hard to get inside.

Anonymous

#1
December 27, 2020, 02:05:17 AM
Quote from: Hank post_id=395486 time=1609051375
Boxing day sale. My girlfriend is so tight it is hard to get inside.

You should have bought an inflatable woman with a looser pussy Eds.

Frood

#2
December 27, 2020, 02:45:33 AM
I had to check this thread because a mate of mine gave me a 4 litre jug of brothel grade lube years ago from a sex shop salesman, and I thought this was MY thread... lol
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#3
December 27, 2020, 02:53:02 AM
Some people think sharing details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea.

Frood

#4
December 27, 2020, 02:57:12 AM
Sharing is caring!



Spread the lube!
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#5
December 27, 2020, 02:57:57 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=395492 time=1609055582 user_id=3254
Some people think sharing details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea.

In Edweird's case, he doesn't have a personal life.

Odinson

#6
December 27, 2020, 03:07:56 AM
Real men use spit.



It arouses the woman.





She notices that you aint a gentleman at all.



You are a THUUU-UG.

Renee

#7
December 27, 2020, 04:42:54 PM
Quote from: Hank post_id=395486 time=1609051375
Boxing day sale. My girlfriend is so tight it is hard to get inside.


Leave the cat alone...You're going to get scratched.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#8
December 27, 2020, 10:38:59 PM
This lube would not last very long if it were used to lube up your bottom. Too great of an area to cover.

cc

#9
December 27, 2020, 11:59:00 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=395492 time=1609055582 user_id=3254
Some people think sharing details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea.

Don't you mean ""Some people think  and sharing made up details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea."???  ac_smile
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#10
December 28, 2020, 12:12:14 AM
Like my Christmas avatar at Van4um?

Anonymous

#11
December 28, 2020, 01:29:30 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=395594 time=1609131540 user_id=88
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=395492 time=1609055582 user_id=3254
Some people think sharing details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea.

Don't you mean ""Some people think  and sharing made up details of their personal lives with strangers is a good idea."???  ac_smile

Yes, I do.

Renee

#12
December 29, 2020, 08:29:44 AM
Quote from: Hank post_id=395592 time=1609126739
This lube would not last very long if it were used to lube up your bottom. Too great of an area to cover.


Imaginary lube doesn't go far on anyone's bottom.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#13
December 29, 2020, 12:20:03 PM
You go, girl! Own that cellulite just like ghost did. Double chin girls.

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