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I got a KFC ad while visiting the Bee....

Started by Frood, January 01, 2021, 08:25:54 PM

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396377 time=1609637915 user_id=164
Quote from: Renee post_id=396357 time=1609630755 user_id=156
Shen's not for sale...I bought her 3 months ago. She lives in my garden shed. Her rickshaw is parked in my driveway....I figured since Biden is going to start ending fossil fuel for vehicles,  I'm going to need a more environmentally friendly way to get around.


Rickshaw Dash.

See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396378 time=1609638041 user_id=56
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396377 time=1609637915 user_id=164
Quote from: Renee post_id=396357 time=1609630755 user_id=156
Shen's not for sale...I bought her 3 months ago. She lives in my garden shed. Her rickshaw is parked in my driveway....I figured since Biden is going to start ending fossil fuel for vehicles,  I'm going to need a more environmentally friendly way to get around.


Rickshaw Dash.

See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.


*throws some popcorn chicken*   :laugh3:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396382 time=1609638655 user_id=164
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396378 time=1609638041 user_id=56
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396377 time=1609637915 user_id=164
Quote from: Renee post_id=396357 time=1609630755 user_id=156
Shen's not for sale...I bought her 3 months ago. She lives in my garden shed. Her rickshaw is parked in my driveway....I figured since Biden is going to start ending fossil fuel for vehicles,  I'm going to need a more environmentally friendly way to get around.


Rickshaw Dash.

See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.


*throws some popcorn chicken*   :laugh3:

I'm sure Shen Li is catching it.

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396374 time=1609637164 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396364 time=1609633508 user_id=3254
Quote from: priscilla1961 post_id=396358 time=1609632159 user_id=1558
My Shen Li is an angel.

Anything Renee posts about your angel is meant in the spirit of good fun.

 ac_smile

I'm very sensitive. Everybody knows that. Renee hurt my feelings.


Harden the fuck up...Stop whining and I give you the electric heater back....I may even plug it in.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396383 time=1609638752 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396382 time=1609638655 user_id=164
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396378 time=1609638041 user_id=56
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396377 time=1609637915 user_id=164
Quote from: Renee post_id=396357 time=1609630755 user_id=156
Shen's not for sale...I bought her 3 months ago. She lives in my garden shed. Her rickshaw is parked in my driveway....I figured since Biden is going to start ending fossil fuel for vehicles,  I'm going to need a more environmentally friendly way to get around.


Rickshaw Dash.

See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.


*throws some popcorn chicken*   :laugh3:

I'm sure Shen Li is catching it.

In her huge, loose, brown gash.

Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=396413 time=1609697997 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396374 time=1609637164 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396364 time=1609633508 user_id=3254
Quote from: priscilla1961 post_id=396358 time=1609632159 user_id=1558
My Shen Li is an angel.

Anything Renee posts about your angel is meant in the spirit of good fun.

 ac_smile

I'm very sensitive. Everybody knows that. Renee hurt my feelings.


Harden the fuck up...Stop whining and I give you the electric heater back....I may even plug it in.

 :laugh:

Anonymous

Quote from: Eddie post_id=396414 time=1609699534
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396383 time=1609638752 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396382 time=1609638655 user_id=164
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396378 time=1609638041 user_id=56
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396377 time=1609637915 user_id=164




Rickshaw Dash.

See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.


*throws some popcorn chicken*   :laugh3:

I'm sure Shen Li is catching it.

In her huge, loose, brown gash.

It's not that Shen has a big snatch, it's that Eddie's little Chug dick is sooooo small.

Anonymous

Quote from: "2 Incher" post_id=396416 time=1609700571
Quote from: Eddie post_id=396414 time=1609699534
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396383 time=1609638752 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=396382 time=1609638655 user_id=164
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396378 time=1609638041 user_id=56


See, that's what I'm talking about right there. Now you owe me some KFC too for hurting my feelz.



I'm delicate, you people know that.


*throws some popcorn chicken*   :laugh3:

I'm sure Shen Li is catching it.

In her huge, loose, brown gash.

It's not that Shen has a big snatch, it's that Eddie's little Chug dick is sooooo small.

 :roll:

Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=396413 time=1609697997 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=396374 time=1609637164 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=396364 time=1609633508 user_id=3254
Quote from: priscilla1961 post_id=396358 time=1609632159 user_id=1558
My Shen Li is an angel.

Anything Renee posts about your angel is meant in the spirit of good fun.

 ac_smile

I'm very sensitive. Everybody knows that. Renee hurt my feelings.


Harden the fuck up...Stop whining and I give you the electric heater back....I may even plug it in.

Woo hoo.

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: cc post_id=396443 time=1609710542 user_id=88
Just be cautious as to where she plugs it in  ac_smile

I for one, don't want to know.

Anonymous

Quote from: cc post_id=396443 time=1609710542 user_id=88
Just be cautious as to where she plugs it in  ac_smile


Don't worry, Renee is usually very kind to her slaves. I heard she even shared a bucket of chicken with Shen Li on her birthday.



But unfortunately Shen Li was too slow and Fat Renee ate all the cake.

Anonymous

Quote from: "#1 Son" post_id=396668 time=1609877850
Quote from: cc post_id=396443 time=1609710542 user_id=88
Just be cautious as to where she plugs it in  ac_smile


Don't worry, Renee is usually very kind to her slaves. I heard she even shared a bucket of chicken with Shen Li on her birthday.



But unfortunately Shen Li was too slow and Fat Renee ate all the cake.

What kind of cake did old Shen Li have for her birthday this year? Bat or cat?


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