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My penis stinks.

Started by Anonymous, January 09, 2021, 10:48:55 PM

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January 09, 2021, 10:48:55 PM
I just had anal sex with my girlfriend.

Anonymous

#1
January 09, 2021, 11:37:55 PM
Quote from: Ralph post_id=397274 time=1610250535
I just had anal sex with my girlfriend.

Smells like latex does it.

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Anonymous

#2
January 09, 2021, 11:37:55 PM
Quote from: Ralph post_id=397274 time=1610250535
I just had anal sex with my girlfriend.

Smells like latex does it.

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Hf9a518737655493093b6c3a30f0b32b9e.jpeg">

Berry Sweet

#3
January 10, 2021, 01:49:32 AM
It's the smegma.  



Pull the foreskin back and scrub the entire infected area with steel wool, then immediately soak your penis in alcohol (using a cup or small bowl)  for atleast 20 minutes.



You may want to use this time to meditate or accept Jesus as your savior.

Anonymous

#4
January 10, 2021, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=397305 time=1610261372 user_id=164
It's the smegma.  



Pull the foreskin back and scrub the entire infected area with steel wool, then immediately soak your penis in alcohol (using a cup or small bowl)  for atleast 20 minutes.



You may want to use this time to meditate or accept Jesus as your savior.

 :roll:

Anonymous

#5
January 10, 2021, 06:25:24 PM
Still haven't had the chance to shower yet. My penis still stinks.

Anonymous

#6
January 10, 2021, 08:02:17 PM
Quote from: Ralph post_id=397365 time=1610321124
Still haven't had the chance to shower yet. My penis still stinks.

My son Eddie doesn't practice propoer hygiene. This is part of the reason why every girlfriend he has ever had is inflatable.

cc

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January 10, 2021, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=397307 time=1610261868 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=397305 time=1610261372 user_id=164
It's the smegma.  



Pull the foreskin back and scrub the entire infected area with steel wool, then immediately soak your penis in alcohol (using a cup or small bowl)  for atleast 20 minutes.



You may want to use this time to meditate or accept Jesus as your savior.

 :roll:

Count on Berrie to go straight to the guts of it  :laugh:
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#8
January 10, 2021, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: Ralph post_id=397274 time=1610250535
I just had anal sex with my girlfriend.

You remind me of my son. He has a problem telling the truth.
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