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Went on a dinner date with Renee last night.

Started by Anonymous, July 30, 2021, 12:20:50 AM

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I must say she is much larger in person than she looks in her photo. She was very cordial at first, but after the appetizers things went sour. First off she ordered two of every appy. They weren't bringing it out fast enough for her liking. I have never seen anyone order two main dishes for themselves before. She ordered a 26 ounce steak with potatoes and green bean as well a some Lasagna. Don't even get me started about the desserts. They just left the dessert wagon at our table and let her have at it. She had cake all over her face. In the end I was out 1500 dollars and that didn't even include the wine. Never again.

 :yuk:

Anonymous

Quote from: Edward post_id=416995 time=1627618850
I must say she is much larger in person than she looks in her photo. She was very cordial at first, but after the appetizers things went sour. First off she ordered two of every appy. They weren't bringing it out fast enough for her liking. I have never seen anyone order two main dishes for themselves before. She ordered a 26 ounce steak with potatoes and green bean as well a some Lasagna. Don't even get me started about the desserts. They just left the dessert wagon at our table and let her have at it. She had cake all over her face. In the end I was out 1500 dollars and that didn't even include the wine. Never again.

 :yuk:


Nice fanasty you crazy injun, but we all know they don't serve steak to inpatients. No steak knives allowed. And we all know that Fat Renee isn't going to visit you in the nut house.



Enjoy your jello at St. Paul's nutball ward.

Renee

Quote from: Edward post_id=416995 time=1627618850
I must say she is much larger in person than she looks in her photo. She was very cordial at first, but after the appetizers things went sour. First off she ordered two of every appy. They weren't bringing it out fast enough for her liking. I have never seen anyone order two main dishes for themselves before. She ordered a 26 ounce steak with potatoes and green bean as well a some Lasagna. Don't even get me started about the desserts. They just left the dessert wagon at our table and let her have at it. She had cake all over her face. In the end I was out 1500 dollars and that didn't even include the wine. Never again.

 :yuk:


Oh Edwierd your lame attempts at trolling are getting desperate. If you weren't such a pathological lying creep, I might actually feel some pity for you.



BTW, I don't know what kind of restaurants you go to but that dessert cart thing is 90s pass`e and in most cases the desserts were plastic models. But I wouldn't expect a shut-in who is under the surveillance of the RCMP to know this. And next time you try some lame food/fat trolling...remember that I do not eat red meat...nor am I fond of wine...A good bourbon in a serious rocks glass is more my style. I wouldn't recommend the same for you as it wouldn't mix well with your medication.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.



Berry Sweet

Quote from: Renee post_id=417025 time=1627662546 user_id=156
Oh Edwierd your lame attempts at trolling are getting desperate.


Bingo.   Thank you!


Berry Sweet

The fuck you talking about skid?  The torch has been passed on.  Take your meds ffs.

Anonymous

Berry Sweet is jealous that I went on a dinner date with Renee.

 ac_hithere

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