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Breakfall

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.

Anonymous

Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.

Odinson

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


Reeeeallly... Good to know.   ac_lovestruck

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Breakfall

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Anonymous

Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423647 time=1634208784 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Well we live in a safe neighbourhood in North West Calgary..



We have an alarm system and we used to have a dog.

Breakfall

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423652 time=1634216470 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423647 time=1634208784 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254




Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Well we live in a safe neighbourhood in North West Calgary..



We have an alarm system and we used to have a dog.


Hahaha...that's so cute.



My first abode when I was a kid (18) was an abandoned servant's quarters 3m x3m. I chopped out the tree growing through the back window and cut glass to replace the frames. Filled the cracks in the walls, fixed the door, my lock was a bent over nail and I killed 10 venomous snakes between the asbestos corrugated roof and concrete blocks.

The worst thing was that Nelson Mandela's tribe raped and smashed a Zulu woman about 200m away from me against the concrete floor until she was flat as a pancake, they chopped her body into thin slices that could be flushed down the toilet. When the police rocked up (neighbours heard screams) Nelson Mandela's men managed to get her elbow stuck in the s-bend of the toilet and foiled their window of escape.



Yes, I don't rely on the pet dog or an alarm system to ensure the safety of my family xx

Anonymous

Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423726 time=1634300239 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423652 time=1634216470 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423647 time=1634208784 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Well we live in a safe neighbourhood in North West Calgary..



We have an alarm system and we used to have a dog.


Hahaha...that's so cute.



My first abode when I was a kid (18) was an abandoned servant's quarters 3m x3m. I chopped out the tree growing through the back window and cut glass to replace the frames. Filled the cracks in the walls, fixed the door, my lock was a bent over nail and I killed 10 venomous snakes between the asbestos corrugated roof and concrete blocks.

The worst thing was that Nelson Mandela's tribe raped and smashed a Zulu woman about 200m away from me against the concrete floor until she was flat as a pancake, they chopped her body into thin slices that could be flushed down the toilet. When the police rocked up (neighbours heard screams) Nelson Mandela's men managed to get her elbow stuck in the s-bend of the toilet and foiled their window of escape.



Yes, I don't rely on the pet dog or an alarm system to ensure the safety of my family xx

I want to get another dog.

Breakfall

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423739 time=1634310931 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423726 time=1634300239 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423652 time=1634216470 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423647 time=1634208784 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Well we live in a safe neighbourhood in North West Calgary..



We have an alarm system and we used to have a dog.


Hahaha...that's so cute.



My first abode when I was a kid (18) was an abandoned servant's quarters 3m x3m. I chopped out the tree growing through the back window and cut glass to replace the frames. Filled the cracks in the walls, fixed the door, my lock was a bent over nail and I killed 10 venomous snakes between the asbestos corrugated roof and concrete blocks.

The worst thing was that Nelson Mandela's tribe raped and smashed a Zulu woman about 200m away from me against the concrete floor until she was flat as a pancake, they chopped her body into thin slices that could be flushed down the toilet. When the police rocked up (neighbours heard screams) Nelson Mandela's men managed to get her elbow stuck in the s-bend of the toilet and foiled their window of escape.



Yes, I don't rely on the pet dog or an alarm system to ensure the safety of my family xx

I want to get another dog.


Damnit!  :laugh3:

Anonymous

Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423964 time=1634448583 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423739 time=1634310931 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423726 time=1634300239 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423652 time=1634216470 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423647 time=1634208784 user_id=3358




I was prepared when I was just a kid. Violence was everyday life for me, thanks to Nelson Mandela and his terrorist regime. There is no excuse for complacency in situation life...even for Canadians.

Well we live in a safe neighbourhood in North West Calgary..



We have an alarm system and we used to have a dog.


Hahaha...that's so cute.



My first abode when I was a kid (18) was an abandoned servant's quarters 3m x3m. I chopped out the tree growing through the back window and cut glass to replace the frames. Filled the cracks in the walls, fixed the door, my lock was a bent over nail and I killed 10 venomous snakes between the asbestos corrugated roof and concrete blocks.

The worst thing was that Nelson Mandela's tribe raped and smashed a Zulu woman about 200m away from me against the concrete floor until she was flat as a pancake, they chopped her body into thin slices that could be flushed down the toilet. When the police rocked up (neighbours heard screams) Nelson Mandela's men managed to get her elbow stuck in the s-bend of the toilet and foiled their window of escape.



Yes, I don't rely on the pet dog or an alarm system to ensure the safety of my family xx

I want to get another dog.


Damnit!  :laugh3:

I miss having a dog.

Renee

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


Well it's Canada after all. Everyone is so disgustingly polite. Home invaders probably knock before asking permission to come in... :laugh3:



But seriously you really should be prepared for what could happen. I'm not saying own weapons, that probably wouldn't be a good fit for you...But there are plenty of more passive steps you can take to keeping you and your family safe from unwanted guests.



A good start would be by just putting in an invisible fence and a shock collar on Shen Li and let her roam free in your yard.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Odinson

Odi vs Bonkerfist fight..



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Breakfall

Quote from: Odinson post_id=424518 time=1634832288 user_id=136
Odi vs Bonkerfist fight..



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Buddy...you are cool. But physically, I would rip you apart. Post a pic of any part of your anatomy, and I'll be bigger! That snake pic that I posted was 15 years ago when I wasn't feeding myself and I had a business that cost me a deficit! Lol

Breakfall

Do it...and let's set the record straight! @odinson

Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=424514 time=1634828112 user_id=156
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423472 time=1634130373 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=423468 time=1634116200 user_id=3358
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=423269 time=1634058697 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=423241 time=1634054691 user_id=136
I was being deliberately confrontational.





But many, if not most, are selling bullshido to women who want a magical ability to take down a grown man.





The American female scientist Suzanne Eaton was a Taekwondo black belt but she was murdered by a random Greek hillbilly.





Buy a gun.


Fash...martial arts can really help in any given situation, but it comes down to the individual. There is no other person that I would feel save in any violent situation than myself. My training goes beyond military service, martial arts and anti-terrorism operations. The other person I would wholeheartedly trust on any forum is Dinky Dazza. A potential home invader could seriously die a 1000 ways by trespassing on his turf. Bloody oath!

 ac_biggrin

That doesn't tell the whole story..



Martial arts won't protect you against a stranger with a weapon.


We're not all that prepared for a home invader.


Well it's Canada after all. Everyone is so disgustingly polite. Home invaders probably knock before asking permission to come in... :laugh3:



But seriously you really should be prepared for what could happen. I'm not saying own weapons, that probably wouldn't be a good fit for you...But there are plenty of more passive steps you can take to keeping you and your family safe from unwanted guests.



A good start would be by just putting in an invisible fence and a shock collar on Shen Li and let her roam free in your yard.

lol, that's a good suggestion.....I'll run it by Shen.

 :laugh: