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Oi, Bricktop. Why did yoose dieded?

Started by Frood, January 27, 2022, 10:26:18 PM

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Frood

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436734 time=1643352564 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436731 time=1643351921 user_id=1676
Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?


Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



https://www.adtbreathalysers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Alcomaster-P1-Kit-800x533.jpg">


Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436733 time=1643352455 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436728 time=1643351614 user_id=1676
You're trying to tension your jowls for the photo, saggy....


Yep. Because I knew that one day some asshole would post a pic of someone with jowls suggesting it looked similar to me.



Good thinking, eh,


Don't get your jowls in a knot....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436720 time=1643351058 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436688 time=1643343204 user_id=1676
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436678 time=1643341072 user_id=1560
I don't have jowls.


O....K... of course.....sure thing.....


No jowls.





https://scontent.fadl4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/10457513_10203903251838693_5348000511198124556_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=a9b1d2&_nc_ohc=e8WehmxO65IAX_weonB&_nc_ht=scontent.fadl4-1.fna&oh=00_AT-k7HQKxJSxljQNS9_GKeWA3Xmf_PC6fDLYVAg0ikTh_g&oe=621ABD54">

The lighting isn't very good, but that's a nice picture Bricktop.

Bricktop

Thank you. Did you notice the jowls???

Trump’s Niece

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436720 time=1643351058 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436688 time=1643343204 user_id=1676
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436678 time=1643341072 user_id=1560
I don't have jowls.


O....K... of course.....sure thing.....


No jowls.





https://scontent.fadl4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/10457513_10203903251838693_5348000511198124556_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=a9b1d2&_nc_ohc=e8WehmxO65IAX_weonB&_nc_ht=scontent.fadl4-1.fna&oh=00_AT-k7HQKxJSxljQNS9_GKeWA3Xmf_PC6fDLYVAg0ikTh_g&oe=621ABD54">








Wow. You don't age!
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Bricktop

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436738 time=1643358037 user_id=1676
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436734 time=1643352564 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436731 time=1643351921 user_id=1676
Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?


Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



https://www.adtbreathalysers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Alcomaster-P1-Kit-800x533.jpg">


Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.


Personal units are not "breathalysers" per se. They are breath test kits that provide an estimate of alcohol in the blood. Breathalysers are the machines used to obtain an accurate reading admissible in court. Those small test kits are not admissible.



Why I would be wearing a "breathalyser" at a F1 GP only a fevered and slightly maladjusted imagination like yours could explain.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=436798 time=1643410025 user_id=2845






Wow. You don't age!


Tell that to my knees!!!



(You're holding up pretty well yourself).

Frood

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436799 time=1643410113 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436738 time=1643358037 user_id=1676
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436734 time=1643352564 user_id=1560
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436731 time=1643351921 user_id=1676
Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?


Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



https://www.adtbreathalysers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Alcomaster-P1-Kit-800x533.jpg">


Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.


Personal units are not "breathalysers" per se. They are breath test kits that provide an estimate of alcohol in the blood. Breathalysers are the machines used to obtain an accurate reading admissible in court. Those small test kits are not admissible.



Why I would be wearing a "breathalyser" at a F1 GP only a fevered and slightly maladjusted imagination like yours could explain.


 :001_rolleyes:



Semantics....



And why people have personal breathalysers is to return zero readings before driving home from events which serve refreshing alcoholic beverages thus avoiding harmful interactions with nasty people in uniforms who steal from, bully, and kill people while calling themselves public servants and heroes for overcompensating for their micro genitals and extremely low IQ's.
Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop

If they take a reading before driving, it's a waste of time. If they take a reading and catch a taxi, that's fine.



But relying on a $10 tube of crystals to ensure your licence remains is a fools errand. As I implied above, blow in your little tube and record a reading of say, 0.3, then get stopped and breathalysed and it reads 0.5 and you're busted. Your little toy tube is NO defence to a positive test.



To be absolutely safe, drink no more than 2 standard drinks in no less than an hour. That should kick you to 0.4 or thereabouts. A third drink will potentially kick you over the edge...with other factors taken into account.



The golden rule is any more than 2 standard drinks and you should not drive.

Frood

Quote from: Bricktop post_id=436910 time=1643438236 user_id=1560
If they take a reading before driving, it's a waste of time. If they take a reading and catch a taxi, that's fine.



But relying on a $10 tube of crystals to ensure your licence remains is a fools errand. As I implied above, blow in your little tube and record a reading of say, 0.3, then get stopped and breathalysed and it reads 0.5 and you're busted. Your little toy tube is NO defence to a positive test.



To be absolutely safe, drink no more than 2 standard drinks in no less than an hour. That should kick you to 0.4 or thereabouts. A third drink will potentially kick you over the edge...with other factors taken into account.



The golden rule is any more than 2 standard drinks and you should not drive.


Wtf are you talking about? Tube of 10 dollar crystals?



You're talking about those stupid petrol station counter throw aways?



https://i.postimg.cc/L4JZ61cL/20220129-174741.jpg">



The year is 2022.... not 2002, old man...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436675 time=1643340378 user_id=1676
https://i.postimg.cc/8crMNpLG/Screenshot-20220128-142418-Chrome.jpg">



 :laugh:



Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.

Frood

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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436675 time=1643340378 user_id=1676
https://i.postimg.cc/8crMNpLG/Screenshot-20220128-142418-Chrome.jpg">



 :laugh:



Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.


Except with the jowls....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436999 time=1643490622 user_id=1676
Quote from: Velvet post_id=436998 time=1643490573 user_id=2021
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=436675 time=1643340378 user_id=1676
https://i.postimg.cc/8crMNpLG/Screenshot-20220128-142418-Chrome.jpg">



 :laugh:



Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.


Except with the jowls....

BT isn't jowly.

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=437008 time=1643491012 user_id=1676
Only in his non jowl bits.....


I detect jealousy. Bricktop is a handsome man.