Oi, Bricktop. Why did yoose dieded?

[Frood]

Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?

Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



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Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.

[Frood]

You're trying to tension your jowls for the photo, saggy....

Yep. Because I knew that one day some asshole would post a pic of someone with jowls suggesting it looked similar to me.



Good thinking, eh,

Don't get your jowls in a knot....

[Anonymous]

I don't have jowls.

O....K... of course.....sure thing.....

No jowls.





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The lighting isn't very good, but that's a nice picture Bricktop.

[Bricktop]

Thank you. Did you notice the jowls???

[Erica Mena]

I don't have jowls.

O....K... of course.....sure thing.....

No jowls.





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Wow. You don't age!

[Bricktop]

Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?

Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



https://www.adtbreathalysers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Alcomaster-P1-Kit-800x533.jpg">

Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.

Personal units are not "breathalysers" per se. They are breath test kits that provide an estimate of alcohol in the blood. Breathalysers are the machines used to obtain an accurate reading admissible in court. Those small test kits are not admissible.



Why I would be wearing a "breathalyser" at a F1 GP only a fevered and slightly maladjusted imagination like yours could explain.

[Bricktop]

Wow. You don't age!

Tell that to my knees!!!



(You're holding up pretty well yourself).

[Frood]

Oi....just noticed.... is that a camera on your shoulder or a breathalyser?

Have you ever seen a breathalyser?



https://www.adtbreathalysers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Alcomaster-P1-Kit-800x533.jpg">

Personal ones are about the size of a digital camera.

Personal units are not "breathalysers" per se. They are breath test kits that provide an estimate of alcohol in the blood. Breathalysers are the machines used to obtain an accurate reading admissible in court. Those small test kits are not admissible.



Why I would be wearing a "breathalyser" at a F1 GP only a fevered and slightly maladjusted imagination like yours could explain.

 :001_rolleyes:



Semantics....



And why people have personal breathalysers is to return zero readings before driving home from events which serve refreshing alcoholic beverages thus avoiding harmful interactions with nasty people in uniforms who steal from, bully, and kill people while calling themselves public servants and heroes for overcompensating for their micro genitals and extremely low IQ's.

[Bricktop]

If they take a reading before driving, it's a waste of time. If they take a reading and catch a taxi, that's fine.



But relying on a $10 tube of crystals to ensure your licence remains is a fools errand. As I implied above, blow in your little tube and record a reading of say, 0.3, then get stopped and breathalysed and it reads 0.5 and you're busted. Your little toy tube is NO defence to a positive test.



To be absolutely safe, drink no more than 2 standard drinks in no less than an hour. That should kick you to 0.4 or thereabouts. A third drink will potentially kick you over the edge...with other factors taken into account.



The golden rule is any more than 2 standard drinks and you should not drive.

[Frood]

If they take a reading before driving, it's a waste of time. If they take a reading and catch a taxi, that's fine.



But relying on a $10 tube of crystals to ensure your licence remains is a fools errand. As I implied above, blow in your little tube and record a reading of say, 0.3, then get stopped and breathalysed and it reads 0.5 and you're busted. Your little toy tube is NO defence to a positive test.



To be absolutely safe, drink no more than 2 standard drinks in no less than an hour. That should kick you to 0.4 or thereabouts. A third drink will potentially kick you over the edge...with other factors taken into account.



The golden rule is any more than 2 standard drinks and you should not drive.

Wtf are you talking about? Tube of 10 dollar crystals?



You're talking about those stupid petrol station counter throw aways?



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The year is 2022.... not 2002, old man...

[Anonymous]

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Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.

[Frood]

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Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.

Except with the jowls....

[Anonymous]

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Spitting image....

I saw a picture of Bricktop. He is better looking than this Charlie Brown guy.

Except with the jowls....

BT isn't jowly.

[Frood]

Only in his non jowl bits.....

[Anonymous]

Only in his non jowl bits.....

I detect jealousy. Bricktop is a handsome man.