Issue with school pick up mums....

[Bricktop]

I tan up the day the summer sun arrives. Must have sensitive skin or something.



We spend a lot of time outdoors in the pool during hot weather and I get really brown.



On March the 2nd, the second day of autumn, I look like a snowman.

[Frood]

Oh God... sitting here in the car at the prime parking spot in front of the school for pick-up and there's a chemically bronzed young mum sauntering up barefoot in only a tiny black bikini top and short shorts, hair perfectly arranged, clearly trying to assert her alpha female-ness on the other more weathered or frumpy looking mothers....



I will not lie... for a mum, she's an 8.5/10....and she knows it!



 

[Frood]

Ewww... today is fat 30 something year old mums with washed out foot and ankle tattoo day....apparently.



If their calfs were weighed and priced by current red meat standards, it would cost 200 bucks for just one.

[Frood]

Ummm... there's a fresh off the boat American mum gabbing with some other mothers and her volume and accent are annoying....



Such a supa' starr'....

[Thiel]

Ummm... there's a fresh off the boat American mum gabbing with some other mothers and her volume and accent are annoying....



Such a supa' starr'....

ear plugs

[Frood]

Ummm... there's a fresh off the boat American mum gabbing with some other mothers and her volume and accent are annoying....



Such a supa' starr'....

ear plugs

It would disrupt my wank....





































(Sorry, bad joke....   )