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Started by Josef Mengele, May 06, 2022, 06:56:37 PM

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Josef Mengele

May 06, 2022, 06:56:37 PM
...and I don't even post anything of substance.  Instead, I sit here 24/7 watching what guests and registered posters are doing.



Why? Because Fash and Cronus live in my head and under my bed.



What an exciting life I live!   :laugh3:

Anonymous

#1
May 06, 2022, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: "Josef Mengele" post_id=449207 time=1651877797 user_id=3362
...and I don't even post anything of substance.  Instead, I sit here 24/7 watching what guests and registered posters are doing.



Why? Because Fash and Cronus live in my head and under my bed.



What an exciting life I live!   :laugh3:

Jesus H Mel. You treat Fash like she is some skank you fell in love with who screwed around on ya and emptied your bank account.



Get a grip man. Go meet a gal. Try and get laid. Forget about the Taiwanese gal who you aint ever met and aint done jack to you.



It's just a forum for Christ's sake.

Josef Mengele

#2
May 06, 2022, 07:21:39 PM
And I do it all on my free time, 24/7!

Josef Mengele

#3
May 06, 2022, 07:33:35 PM
It's obvious to everybody that I do not work. I don't even work around the house.  I don't take care of household chores.



How do I do this?  Because I literally sit on forums 24/7.

Anonymous

#4
May 06, 2022, 08:22:56 PM
I've also noticed that the forum mods here do not spend as much time watching this forum as I do.

Anonymous

#5
May 06, 2022, 09:03:38 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=449208 time=1651878494 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Josef Mengele" post_id=449207 time=1651877797 user_id=3362
...and I don't even post anything of substance.  Instead, I sit here 24/7 watching what guests and registered posters are doing.



Why? Because Fash and Cronus live in my head and under my bed.



What an exciting life I live!   :laugh3:

Jesus H Mel. You treat Fash like she is some skank you fell in love with who screwed around on ya and emptied your bank account.



Get a grip man. Go meet a gal. Try and get laid. Forget about the Taiwanese gal who you aint ever met and aint done jack to you.



It's just a forum for Christ's sake.

Short, ugly, weak, effeminate, stupid, and a lazy crybaby. Yeah, Mel is every woman's dream. ac_toofunny

Anonymous

#6
May 07, 2022, 02:31:26 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=449215 time=1651885418 user_id=56
Quote from: Herman post_id=449208 time=1651878494 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Josef Mengele" post_id=449207 time=1651877797 user_id=3362
...and I don't even post anything of substance.  Instead, I sit here 24/7 watching what guests and registered posters are doing.



Why? Because Fash and Cronus live in my head and under my bed.



What an exciting life I live!   :laugh3:

Jesus H Mel. You treat Fash like she is some skank you fell in love with who screwed around on ya and emptied your bank account.



Get a grip man. Go meet a gal. Try and get laid. Forget about the Taiwanese gal who you aint ever met and aint done jack to you.



It's just a forum for Christ's sake.

Short, ugly, weak, effeminate, stupid, and a lazy crybaby. Yeah, Mel is every woman's dream. ac_toofunny

Women don't like androynous crybabies like me? :shock:

Anonymous

#7
May 07, 2022, 04:43:33 PM
See  I literally sit here 24/7, staring at the screen waiting for an opportunity to post.



I'm sad and tragic.

Anonymous

#8
May 07, 2022, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: Mel post_id=449272 time=1651956213
See  I literally sit here 24/7, staring at the screen waiting for an opportunity to post.



I'm sad and tragic.

You must have been picked on by bullies when you were kid. It's turned you into a frickin pansy with a little Taiwanese gal living in your empty head.

Anonymous

#9
May 07, 2022, 05:42:32 PM
Shrink: What seems to be troubling you.



Mel: An Oriental woman on the internet moved into my head and I can't get her out.



Shrink: I recommend a lobotomy.

Anonymous

#10
May 07, 2022, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=449291 time=1651959752 user_id=2015
Shrink: What seems to be troubling you.



Mel: An Oriental woman on the internet moved into my head and I can't get her out.



Shrink: I recommend a lobotomy.

 ac_toofunny   ac_lmfao  :roll:

Anonymous

#11
May 07, 2022, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=449291 time=1651959752 user_id=2015
Shrink: What seems to be troubling you.



Mel: An Oriental woman on the internet moved into my head and I can't get her out.



Shrink: I recommend a lobotomy.

lol, something like that.
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