Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

Oh you know this poster I'm talking about. That's what she said anyway.

Oh I do know her? Huh. I remember this board 10 years ago. I remember this board when it was brand new actually.

No way was it Berry Sweet or Renee lol.

Oh I know......Dinky?! Lmao!

Seriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

Those lies harm women because then our men hear that garbage and think "Oh yeah, yeah women DO like that. Maybe I'll try shoving my thumb in my wife's butthole later" and yeah....we dont need that lol.

That's why I always challange that one rouge female weirdo when she talks about how much she just loves having things jammed into her ass in front of men. I gotta step up and be the voice for us normal women. I'm here for those decent women in the kitchen or at work or in the garden whose man is here reading this and thinking how tonight is the night he surprises her with The Spocker. Or the Shocker. Or whatever they call it when they just go on and help themselves to the No Zone.

Don't do it,Sirs! If she hasn't ask by now....just dont do it lol.

Because you know men will try it if they hear another women praising it. They always think if a few like it we ALL do.

[Shen Li]

Oh I do know her? Huh. I remember this board 10 years ago. I remember this board when it was brand new actually.

No way was it Berry Sweet or Renee lol.

Oh I know......Dinky?! Lmao!

Seriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

Those lies harm women because then our men hear that garbage and think "Oh yeah, yeah women DO like that. Maybe I'll try shoving my thumb in my wife's butthole later" and yeah....we dont need that lol.

That's why I always challange that one rouge female weirdo when she talks about how much she just loves having things jammed into her ass in front of men. I gotta step up and be the voice for us normal women. I'm here for those decent women in the kitchen or at work or in the garden whose man is here reading this and thinking how tonight is the night he surprises her with The Spocker. Or the Shocker. Or whatever they call it when they just go on and help themselves to the No Zone.

Don't do it,Sirs! If she hasn't ask by now....just dont do it lol.

Because you know men will try it if they hear another women praising it. They always think if a few like it we ALL do.

Most men like it.

[wizer]

No sir, I did not eat that rhinoceroses out and there aren't enough drugs and alcohol on the planet that could persuaded me to do otherwise.


sitting on my face... ugh.... I didn't even want her sitting in my Audi as I could hear the suspension crackling under the load... imagine my face? 

Well that's a relief because I didn't share with you a related fact which is, as you know, just before a person dies, their life flashes before their eyes in a series of random visual photos. Had you eaten out Murdock what you had seen back then would have been one of the last things you'd EVER see. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[wizer]

Most men like it.

How would you know that "most men like it" unless you fucked "most men".

Wait nevermind I just answered my own question

[Shen Li]

How would you know that "most men like it" unless you fucked "most men".

Wait nevermind I just answered my own question

I also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.

[wizer]

Seriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

In my experience over a 5 decade career of various sexual exploits, at least a half a dozen women either had prior anal sex experience or were interested in trying it. My ex-wife falls into the latter group and she, as with literally every other woman who had done it would regularly ask me for it even though I didn't really care all that much if anything the possibility of an unwanted surprise upon withdrawal was a turn off for me and there were a few of those along the way.

[wizer]

I also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

[Reggie Essent]

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

I think you just turn her on her side.

[wizer]

I think you just turn her on her side.

I would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

[Reggie Essent]

I would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

Well, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

[wizer]

Well, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

I'd probably snap her in half before I shot on her sideways clit. That would be rather disappointing. It wouldn't stop me from finishing of course. And as an added bonus, I won't even need to clean her off.

But then there'd be DNA evidence. It would bring the cops right to my front door. Clearly they'd see it as an accident when they consuder her small size and my massive girth? Am I overthinking this?

[Garraty_47]

Most men like it.

Gross.
Do they even know that's where the poop comes out?

Someone needs to have a serious talk with "most men".

[Dove]

Most men like it.

Yes I have been hounded on this by a ex or two. I have maintained and guarded my anal purity.

Thankfully my man has absolutely zero interest in my butt hole.  He doesn't understand the butt stuff at all either so we are very compatible here lol.

I feel for the women who love the butt men, who have chosen to bite the pillow and hope their tears are not noticed lol.

[Dove]

In my experience over a 5 decade career of various sexual exploits, at least a half a dozen women either had prior anal sex experience or were interested in trying it. My ex-wife falls into the latter group and she, as with literally every other woman who had done it would regularly ask me for it even though I didn't really care all that much if anything the possibility of an unwanted surprise upon withdrawal was a turn off for me and there were a few of those along the way.

 I have a whole theory on this being more about dating dynamics than genuine desire.

 I could be wrong but I refuse to believe there is a substantial amount of women who actually want that. Or enjoy it.

 I mean. We have a clitorus. I cannot even fathom being in a state of arousal....and wanting him to just bypass the clitorus and instead just go and tear up my asshole. The one part of my body that induces anxiety if anything touches it.

 Plus as you said, it's a microbial nightmare. Even "clean" there is fecal matter and bacteria that WILL enter the dick hole and that CAN and likely will be transferred to the vagina.

 Even if I was willing to get past the blinding pain of stretching an orfice....a vulnerable orfice...well past the point its designed to stretch, id be laying there just thinking about all the e coli and wondering how much boric acid i have in the cabinet. Wondering what this is going to do to my PH and knowing I'm probably not going to let him penetrate me again for at least a week until I know no infection will happen.

 I'd feel absolutely filthy and NOT in some hot, sexy way.

 Now I can understand men being into having their prostate stimulated. And that CAN be done without putting anything into his asshole......if you know anatomy well enough. I dont care about going in but I know how to do it both ways.

 THAT i can comprehend. But women? All we have down there is a poop chute lol. ALL the fun stuff is in a neat and nice package called the vagina lol.

[Dove]

Gross.
Do they even know that's where the poop comes out?

Someone needs to have a serious talk with "most men".

 I try to help them but they cry a lot and end up reporting me. 

 The manosphere men and as soft as baby shit lol