Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

As Donald Trump's birthday fast approaches would one of you gentle souls make it a point to wish him well at BF?

I want to see how much feces graffiti Admong leaves on the wall behind him when you do.

I'm estimating a full  three days of total and unmitigated hysteria.

Conservative estimate of course

[Biggie Smiles]

As Donald Trump's birthday fast approaches would one of you gentle souls make it a point to wish him well at BF?

I want to see how much feces graffiti Admong leaves on the wall behind him when you do.

I'm estimating a full  three days of total and unmitigated hysteria.

Conservative estimate of course

Garraty_47 -- care to oblige? Coming from you in particular I think it will be a most entertaining sequence of events shortly after as Admong begins to spontaneously combust in real time like those people from the Scanners.

Trump's birthday is June 14th.

Yes, he is a Gemini -- which explains a bit of the problem. 

[deadskinmask]

yes, you are 100% correct. Haven't they started already by softening the term used to describe such deviant behavior? MAPS (Minor Attracted Persons) I believe? Sounds so much more socially acceptable. NO?
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It's not all that bad you see? they simply have a sexual affinity towards human beings who haven't reached puberty yet. So would you please stop with all this caveman MAGA hate stuff already?

Speaking of MAPS, to your earlier point, I do believe seamonkey, with his signature repertoire of usual grunts, groans and clicking noises is indeed at the bottom of their sodomy pole. I think, to make him feel included, they placed him in charge of the ministry of repetition or something.

seamonkey is a less respected version of lil' jon.... he doesn't have the chops to make it as a solo artist but they allow him to collab as long as he sticks to a random YE-EAHHH or OOO-KAY.... 

[Biggie Smiles]

seamonkey is a less respected version of lil' jon.... he doesn't have the chops to make it as a solo artist but they allow him to collab as long as he sticks to a random YE-EAHHH or OOO-KAY.... 

Are you trying to imply, good sir, that seamonkey's vast catalogue of key and witty responses is not well respected as intellectually towering among his own peers?

Surely you jest or are simply misinformed my friend.   

[DKG]

As Donald Trump's birthday fast approaches would one of you gentle souls make it a point to wish him well at BF?

I want to see how much feces graffiti Admong leaves on the wall behind him when you do.

I'm estimating a full  three days of total and unmitigated hysteria.

Conservative estimate of course

That would be good for a laugh.

[Garraty_47]

Garraty_47 -- care to oblige? Coming from you in particular I think it will be a most entertaining sequence of events shortly after as Admong begins to spontaneously combust in real time like those people from the Scanners.

Trump's birthday is June 14th.

Yes, he is a Gemini -- which explains a bit of the problem.

Oh I don't doubt it would catch a lot of attention especially since it would be (understatement) somewhat (/understatement) out of character for me.

If, say, Rancid were to make the poast and I replied to it the effect would probably be similar if not almost identical; just minus the "trolling" and "hypocrite" accusations. Not that I would mind such but they'd kinda be right about it and that's not a cookie I'm interested in baking for them.

They need to find their own cookies where/if they can.

[deadskinmask]

Are you trying to imply, good sir, that seamonkey's vast catalogue of key and witty responses is not well respected as intellectually towering among his own peers?

Surely you jest or are simply misinformed my friend. 

seamonkey isn't really an asset to their cause.... but because they need the numbers, they keep him on the guest list.... he lacks the tact and subtlety that they need.... its kind of like them trying to make a poor but enthusiastic appeal for "gender affirming health care" while hes drooling in the background whispering "when do we get to fuck the kids".... 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh I don't doubt it would catch a lot of attention especially since it would be (understatement) somewhat (/understatement) out of character for me.

If, say, Rancid were to make the poast and I replied to it the effect would probably be similar if not almost identical; just minus the "trolling" and "hypocrite" accusations. Not that I would mind such but they'd kinda be right about it and that's not a cookie I'm interested in baking for them.

They need to find their own cookies where/if they can.

Erica Mena seems to really make the semen an admong's asshole boil whenever she posts

how about it hon? Wanna hit the hive with a spike bat and watch the yellowasshats go absolutely bat shit?

[Biggie Smiles]

seamonkey isn't really an asset to their cause.... but because they need the numbers, they keep him on the guest list.... he lacks the tact and subtlety that they need.... its kind of like them trying to make a poor but enthusiastic appeal for "gender affirming health care" while hes drooling in the background whispering "when do we get to fuck the kids".... 

you have to give them some credit for realizing he's only bringing their aggregate IQ down by a vast amount.

It's like, yes they are irretrievably stupid and all, but somehow, somewhere an instinct of self preservation kicks in alerting them to the need to distance him as much as possible.

Evan that Raging Rhino Lily started a thread about how stupid he is from what I am told.

[Sloan]

For any of you who put your money on AIDSmin folding up like a lawn chair in the face of the haggard hippo's commentary were dead on target. the jerky jellyfish has confined himself to a thread where his stoogemaster requires some serious mouth to cock resuscitation.

[DKG]

you have to give them some credit for realizing he's only bringing their aggregate IQ down by a vast amount.

It's like, yes they are irretrievably stupid and all, but somehow, somewhere an instinct of self preservation kicks in alerting them to the need to distance him as much as possible.

Evan that Raging Rhino Lily started a thread about how stupid he is from what I am told.

Oak was merely stating the obvious. Seamonkey will post on any forum that will allow him to. But, he contributes nothing more than bumping post counts.

[Biggie Smiles]

Oak was merely stating the obvious. Seamonkey will post on any forum that will allow him to. But, he contributes nothing more than bumping post counts.

Actually he's the forum version of a highway with potholes. Admong too.

[Biggie Smiles]

For any of you who put your money on AIDSmin folding up like a lawn chair in the face of the haggard hippo's commentary were dead on target. the jerky jellyfish has confined himself to a thread where his stoogemaster requires some serious mouth to cock resuscitation.

lol -- he sprinkled pixie dust all over himself, hopped on his scooter and got the fuck outta Pig's line of sight you say?

lolz -- what a failure

[Sloan]

When it comes to child grooming AIDmin is one helluva committed compatriot. Even in the face of overwhelming pounds per square inch he is trying to mount a meager defense on behalf of his fellow groomers. Will fat lily bulldoze this valiant effort with her snout or cut the kiddie diddler a pass  this time around?

[Biggie Smiles]

Admong is a fucking groomer defending groomers on Groomer gloating month.

That idiot envisions a world where puberty blockers are handed out to children like Halloween candy