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Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 02:42:00 PMI'm not even around that much anymore.

 I have fallen in love so hard it knocked my fucking brains right out. Not even kidding. I'm completely ruined.

 I'll go ahead and get branded with that scarlet A for adultery. Even though I ended my marriage before doing anything. It's fucking WORTH IT.

 Do you know what I do? I fucking type out mushy love letters twice a month and send them to him. I'm not talking simple and sweet "Hey I appreciate everything you do, I love you, thank you!" notes.

 I'm giving Barrett Browning a run for it. I regularly spew out some of the most romantic shit that shocks even ME and I think..
.did I really just say that?

 I'm like every cheesy 80s love song ever written.

 Just looking at this guy will make my mouth water and my body ache with desire. I seriously would rip his skin open and climb into his body with him if I could.

 And I actually tell him this stuff because I just can't fucking help myself.  He looks at me with those big beautiful blue eyes....full of a combination of flattery, affection, horror and concern.

 And guys this is a man who I broke up back in 1999. Because I was worried that I was too obsessed with him and he would never love me the same way. I was very wrong. He just grew up with a family who never said the words "I love you" and they were not affectionate. So we are both learning eachother in a romantic context. It's wild.

 I have taken up permanent resident in NutNutville. 

 He takes my intensity like a pro but when I told him that when we are dead, I want my cremains to be mixed in the same as his cremains and we can be shaking up and mixed together and just be one into eternity....he said that was "a bit much" 

 We are also in some serious discussion about adding another dog to the household for Eddie. Eddie gets hella jealous when me and the man try to do anything in bed that doesn't involve him. He tries to push between us. Lays across my man and looks at me like I'm a man stealer, and when we shut him out and he realizes he is shut put, he barks, cries and body slams the door.

 So we are wondering if getting him another dog would help OR if we would just end up with two jealous dogs in the bed with us.


 Of course Eddie could he on there with daddy right now....he is sleeping (he writes at night)...but nope. He is under my feet all day.

 So that's the Dovey gossip....really exciting, im sure. No drama. No baby daddy drama. No forum people drama. No kidney stones either.

 I'm a total bore these days, I'm afraid.
We have no pets since my kitty died of old age..

Late spring, my husband and I are thinking of getting a puppy and a kitten at the same time.
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Quote from: Moonie on March 14, 2024, 11:00:03 AMlol well he called me the c word I hate that word and I'll leave it at that.  He of course wouldn't post it here.
Hello Moonie.....what a pleasant surprise.
 :s_hi:
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Dove

Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:03:37 PMWe have no pets since my kitty died of old age..

Late spring, my husband and I are thinking of getting a puppy and a kitten at the same time.

 That's gonna be adorable.  :drunk2:
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formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:08:02 PMThat's gonna be adorable.  :drunk2:
My children are young adults now.....it will be nice to watch a cat and dog grow up together.
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Dove

Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:16:47 PMMy children are young adults now.....it will be nice to watch a cat and dog grow up together.

 Mine too. Well I have a 20 year old, an 18 year old, and a 7 year old.

 My 20 year old lives with her girlfriend. Works A LOT and goes to school

 My 18 year old lives here with me and my man ...is doing college classes

 My 7 year old is with her dad for two weeks and with me the other two weeks.

 I'll bring anything home with me that is fury and not human lol.

 I had a shit ton of cats. I was living more out in the country areas of my state and lived in an area people were animal dumping.

 So I ended up taking in a bunch of cats and kittens. Got them all sterilized, given shots, and homes found.

 One of my kitties just got adopted out a few days ago ♡

 I just kept two of my own private cats. My baby, Prudence and my 18 year olds cat Ripley. And my man has Eddie (my step dog) and I have a rabbit, Ted Bunsey.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

 Here is Chicky B getting adopted a few days ago

 

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:30:52 PMHere is Chicky B getting adopted a few days ago

 


Oh my goodness, so cute and so big......the cat I mean.
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formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:24:35 PMMine too. Well I have a 20 year old, an 18 year old, and a 7 year old.

 My 20 year old lives with her girlfriend. Works A LOT and goes to school

 My 18 year old lives here with me and my man ...is doing college classes

 My 7 year old is with her dad for two weeks and with me the other two weeks.

 I'll bring anything home with me that is fury and not human lol.

 I had a shit ton of cats. I was living more out in the country areas of my state and lived in an area people were animal dumping.

 So I ended up taking in a bunch of cats and kittens. Got them all sterilized, given shots, and homes found.

 One of my kitties just got adopted out a few days ago ♡

 I just kept two of my own private cats. My baby, Prudence and my 18 year olds cat Ripley. And my man has Eddie (my step dog) and I have a rabbit, Ted Bunsey.
Dove, I thought you had four children?
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Dove

Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:33:25 PMDove, I thought you had four children?

 I only discuss what I'm open to discussing  :good:
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Dove

Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:32:39 PMOh my goodness, so cute and so big......the cat I mean.

 Yeah he is a big fatty

 My oldest named him Chicken Breast (Chicky B) because he got into a pack of chicken breasts and stole one while we were putting groceries away lol
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formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:36:36 PMI only discuss what I'm open to discussing  :good:
Oops, I'm sorry Dove.....I thought I read that before.
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Dove

Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:41:33 PMOops, I'm sorry Dove.....I thought I read that before.

 Totally fine.  :drunk2:

 It's not sensitive. Just private for many reasons.
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formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:49:30 PMTotally fine.  :drunk2:

 It's not sensitive. Just private for many reasons.
As you may know, I had three children, but I lost one......I seldom feel like answering questions about that, so I understand completely.
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Quote from: formosan on March 14, 2024, 03:55:25 PMAs you may know, I had three children, but I lost one......I seldom feel like answering questions about that, so I understand completely.

 I didn't know that. I'm very sorry to that :(

 Have you been around under a different screen name? I'm only asking because I'm sure if I know you from another board.

 Wait are you Fash?
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formosan

Quote from: Dove on March 14, 2024, 03:57:44 PMI didn't know that. I'm very sorry to that :(

 Have you been around under a different screen name? I'm only asking because I'm sure if I know you from another board.

 Wait are you Fash?
Yes, I am.
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