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[Erica Mena]

Tities flopping in my face?

Oh fucking hell no... those deflated punching bags which were ravaged by gravity didn't go anywhere near my face as that would have required her to be on top? And if that fucking whale would have got on top I wouldn't be here right now talking to you.

Impossibility based solely on the fact that I wasn't turned into a pancake then and there and I'm here talking to you now.

Hold, up, she said I ate her out?

FUCK TO THE NO

I'd rather stick my face in and eat out a goddamn hornets nest than that shit.

ugh

Gimme a truck stop toilet. The worst one you can find!. I'll eat that fucking thing out first before I go down on that.

and you of all people know how much I LOVE To eat pussy

Remember I used to text you when she'd post that shit?!

[Biggie Smiles]

No no she said you didn't go down on her.

 Like "his dick doesn't work and he wouldn't go down!"

 And like....I mean...saying that to make me feel jealous? That was not anywhere near MY experience with you.

 

so maybe that was her first hint that I want the sex to be so fucking bad she'd never return on purpose?

it was missionary only with me looking at the cracks in the walls thinking to my self "this place could sure use a new paint job"

duh...

fat drunk and stupid.... 

[Biggie Smiles]

Remember I used to text you when she'd post that shit?!

yeah that shit was hilarious

[Biggie Smiles]

Sweet Jesus

lmao

dudes be on the dirty dirty down low.

[Dove]

I could have been a nurse by now and I'm so mad.

It was a huge mistake. I don't regret the time I had with my daughters or the homeschooling.

But I always had my own car and job and goals and I just let it go. Set it aside. For this marriage. While he changed nothing.

Then he left me with nothing. Took all the savings...I pain into that too. It wasn't just his money. And the investments we made. The car.  It's all gone.

You know what though, I chose not to fight. I don't need much to be happy. I wanted to get an RV or schoolie....live below my means and just be free and happy. Go back to what I do for a living. Pour myself into my relationships that are important to me.

My man wants me here with him and wants to support me in accomplishing the things I had set out to do. I've never been so in love in my life. I'm obsessed with him completely.  So he isn't twisting my arm lol.

I will finish nursing. Do my BSN online and MSN...and simply move into management or education as I get older and bedside nursing gets harder on my body.

Gonna work until I die anyway. And if his MS ravages him I want to be with him and be able to take care of him.

I know he isn't making gay porn photos of himself and putting them in the fucking family PC 

 The look on my daughters face when she told me...she really didn't want to be the one to do that but felt morally obligated and she wanted me to get tested for STIs(I did. Just gotta be careful and responsible in case) Such a responsible and wonderful young woman I raised. I'm so proud of her. All my girls are wonderful.

[Dove]

so maybe that was her first hint that I want the sex to be so fucking bad she'd never return on purpose?

it was missionary only with me looking at the cracks in the walls thinking to my self "this place could sure use a new paint job"

duh...

fat drunk and stupid.... 

 She's pretty narcissistic.

 If a man doesn't want her or isn't into her....it's something wrong with him.

 There is no self awareness or reflecting.

[Lokmar]

It's fine. I'm the one talking about it so, I'm okay lol.

That was a shock to me though but I'm over it.

If he was cheating on me with dudes...man...I never would have known. I never felt anything off like that. Our biggest fucking issue was his relationship with his mother.  I was the third wheel in their marriage. I tried so hard for 10 fucking years too.

I still have some anger but I'm working through it.

I never felt a cheating vibe. Never had the urge to snoop. Nothing. But then we were pretty disconnected.

At least I gave it another try before pulling the plug. Even if it didn't work, it was the right thing to do. I just wish I didn't give up my job and stop my nursing classes. Agreeing to be some trad wife how it "should be".

My man here has always supported me in anything I wanted to do and with him in my corner here making me feel like the most beautiful, bad ass woman alive...I can't believe how long I was willing to feel inadequate. Nothing I ever did was good enough in that marriage.

And maybe that's because I didn't have a penis. Who knows LOL

His stretched out asshole when you were pegging him wasnt a clue? 

Just kidding!

[Biggie Smiles]

She's pretty narcissistic.

 If a man doesn't want her or isn't into her....it's something wrong with him.

 There is no self awareness or reflecting.

that bitch is crazy

I wouldn't eat her out with your mouth

[Lokmar]

She's pretty narcissistic.

 If a man doesn't want her or isn't into her....it's something wrong with him.

 There is no self awareness or reflecting.

When I said she was a skank ho and wouldnt touch her, she said I had no dick and was gay. I mean, what else could be the explanation for not drooling over her? 

No bitch, I was getting sick!

[Dove]

His stretched out asshole when you were pegging him wasnt a clue? 

Just kidding!

Dude there was NOTHING about him that would have clued me in at all.

He NEVER wanted any weird or freaky butt stuff...no porn anywhere.  He listened to preachers like Jeff Durbin. Voddie Bauchman. Paul Washer.

Listened to Crowder and Matt Walsh.

The ONLY thing? I slept on the couch for 7 years and there was little to no intimacy and he seemed okay with that....except the occasional grabbing on my body and making pervy comments.

He was always where he was supposed to be....but at the same time I was never checking on him.

I just ran the home. Did the budget, homeschooling, my horrible mother.

The person I talked to the most? My man. We have been best friends for years and we texted nonstop. Day and night. Like best friends. So it was never an affair or anything. Everyone in my house knew him. Kids called him Uncle.

My ex mother in law has called him a few times when she was trying to manipulate me into things lol. Trying to get my man to talk me into shit.

He would always tell me immediately....it never worked. He knows when my heels are dug it, respect it.

 But I'm telling you....there was NOTHING pointing to that. Not a thing!

[Dove]

When I said she was a skank ho and wouldnt touch her, she said I had no dick and was gay. I mean, what else could be the explanation for not drooling over her? 

No bitch, I was getting sick!

 Exactly.

 It's NEVER her. All men must worship her and desire her or they are gay or have a small dick.

[Biggie Smiles]

When I said she was a skank ho and wouldnt touch her, she said I had no dick and was gay. I mean, what else could be the explanation for not drooling over her? 

No bitch, I was getting sick!

why fat bitches that no one wants think that saying "you aint got no dick" is gonna bother a dude with enough presence of mind to avoid them?

fucking whale is like "JOO can't fuck"

and I be like

that was the fucking idea -- hello?

[Dove]

that bitch is crazy

I wouldn't eat her out with your mouth

You goddamn right!

Wait....  

[Biggie Smiles]

Exactly.

 It's NEVER her. All men must worship her and desire her or they are gay or have a small dick.

Her ex husband who is happily remarried right now too? lmao

cause you wanna talk about a prolonged headache so you don't have to fuck your spouse?

that dude used to bash his head on the wall before he got home... during those rare times he came home at all

ouch

[Lokmar]

This fukin thread is gonna be one of those classics...I can feel it!