Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Muy Gargamel

Holy Christ that's ugly. Is that the one she's claiming is a chop?

I aint no fag but if pressed I'd rather fuck the dude shes with

So when she says I couldn't get hard? She aint lying.

Are there any questions?

Yeah, what kind of drugs is that pin headed pig on?

[Biggie Smiles]

Murd says she had a platonic family.

 

The way she looks I tend to believe that

[Biggie Smiles]

"platonic" lolz

okay take your pick Murdope

you are either

a) too irretrievably dense and utterly dumb being nearly fifty years old to know what the word Platonic means. Despite having google right at your hooftips to help raise your IQ a couple of points

or

b) you are reminiscing about your marriage which was the only "plantonic" relationship your husband was in and are being truthful for once in your pathetic live

what would you like to be?

[Frood]

Murd says she had a platonic family.

 

And all her cousins are bowls, forks, and spoons....

[Erica Mena]

Murdock is uglier than I thought 

[Frood]

Lizzo is more attractive than Murder Cock..

[Biggie Smiles]

Lizzo is more attractive than Murder Cock..

The last shit I left coiled up in my toilet is more attractive than that hamhog

[Frood]

The last shit that I left coiled up in my dunny was named Seamajor before it was bashed with a toilet brush and baptized in flushes.

[Erica Mena]

I'm absolutely fine with Oak thinking the abominable snow heffer looks better than me. I will live lol

[Biggie Smiles]

The last shit that I left coiled up in my dunny was named Seamajor before it was bashed with a toilet brush and baptized in flushes.

So basically you're saying Seamajor got a promotion

[Frood]

Oak looks like bacon fashioned into a jumping castle...

[Frood]

So basically you're saying Seamajor got a promotion

He currently haunts my septic tank like Jaws...

[Biggie Smiles]

He currently haunts my septic tank like Jaws...

I guess that makes you two even as the thought of you seems haunt his hollow head for YEARS now

[Frood]

I guess that makes you two even as the thought of you seems haunt his hollow head for YEARS now

Not me... my mate Dinky Dianna.

DD could tell you a story or two about Seaboobs.

[Biggie Smiles]

Not me... my mate Dinky Dianna.

DD could tell you a story or two about Seaboobs.

oh yeah, right -- dinky

the mere mention of that name makes him shit his pants and go into shock