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Forum gossip thread

Started by Trump’s Niece, May 20, 2022, 03:56:08 PM

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Frood

Oak is so big her belts have trailer hitches.
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Biggie Smiles

Oak is so fat her pronouns are
Everyone/everywhere
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Frood

Oak is so fat that when she used a hotel's sauna and jacuzzi, health inspectors made management change the names to smokehouse and crockpot.
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Biggie Smiles

Oak is so fat her fingernails have stretch marks
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Frood

Oak is so fat that when she swims in the ocean without a bikini bottom, giant squid think it's date night.
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Frood

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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 30, 2024, 10:32:18 PM:s_hi:

You know what's funny?

Out of all the funny ass jokes we were making about that sumo sloth it is THIS post that will piss the petty pig off the most.  :crampe:

She's right there licking the windows right now

Looks like the whole fucking forum is going through a god damn car wash with her giant ass tongue rubbing up and down over the glass
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Frood

Oak is so fat, Carnival Cruiseline upgraded her voyage to Barge.
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Quote from: Frood on October 30, 2024, 10:41:46 PMOak is so fat, Carnival Cruiseline upgraded her voyage to Barge.
When Oak jumps in the water is IS a carnival cruise line
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 30, 2024, 10:44:50 PMWhen Oak jumps in the water is IS a carnival cruise line
no wait

when Oak jumps the Earth dips into another orbit. and if it happens to be into water - dry land is FUCKED
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Frood

One time...at band camp... Fat Oak stuck an entire flutist up her pussy.
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Biggie Smiles

THis one time.. at band camp.. we saw Oak taking a shower but never saw any of the water hit the floor
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Frood

Fat Oak is so big, her gravitational pull affects the sea levels of Jupiter's moon Europa..
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Quote from: Frood on October 30, 2024, 11:05:41 PMFat Oak is so big, her gravitational pull affects the sea levels of Jupiter's moon Europa..
Oak is so fat she jumped in the air and started knocking other planets around like a fucking game of pool
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