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Lokmar

Quote from: Shen Li on December 13, 2024, 10:11:16 PMCan't be done. white chix are incapable of confining shit to the litter box.

I've had both extremes. My ex was as low as you can get. My wife now is pure gold. You arent wrong tho, generally speaking....and we all know I love to generalize!

Shen Li

Quote from: Lokmar on December 13, 2024, 10:29:54 PMI've had both extremes. My ex was as low as you can get. My wife now is pure gold. You arent wrong tho, generally speaking....and we all know I love to generalize!
I can see UR slowly catching the Yellow fever.
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Blazor

Quote from: Lokmar on December 13, 2024, 10:42:04 AMThe chanks own biden. He's doing them a solid.


...and the Jooos, don't forget them  :crampe:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

DKG

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 13, 2024, 10:32:22 AMThey are protecting their own
This is Trudeau's final year in office and he is doing the same.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on December 13, 2024, 01:13:56 AMI know, right?

BTW, thats where the rape dumpster originated from. She kept crying about rape so I beat the dumb cunt over the head with rape comments. Eventually, I came up with the concept of the Locustberg Rape Dumpster just to fuck with her dumb ass!  :crampe:

 Just tell her you identify as a woman and the red carpet will roll out of her asshole with a banner that says "welcome. You're affirmed here"
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

Quote from: Shen Li on December 13, 2024, 09:27:39 PMDo you see why so many guys from your race don't want anything to do with white chix anymore.

True... but the alternatives are often worse.
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

 If you guys want some other gossip to break up the boring forum drama ...I'm here to over share as usual.

 So I got strep throat last week. It's been a rough month with my man having bacterial pneumonia and all that. And me and my 19 year old get strep.

 So I'm taking antibiotics and I took them on an empty stomach because I'm fucking stupid.

 I'm on my period so I have my reusable pads on and my period underwear....important part.

 So I get ready and take my antibiotic and I go to work. I am starting a 9 hour shift. Within the first few hours I have shit myself 3 times.

 I ended up throwing out 3 pads...and scrubbing my business with that cheap ass toilet paper at work and handsoap...because I'm psychotic about being clean.

 And I was clean alright. I managed to scrub off the first layers of tissue down in lady Town. I scrubbed my ass RAW. It fucking HURT. I finished my work day and told my man everything and he came to pick me up. Took me to CVS where I bought feminine wet wipes...because I am never using TP again...cream for my sore ass and tucks pads. I could barely walk.

 I'm sharing this because this was a defining experience in my life as I have never ever actually shit myself before. In fact i don't even shit in public ever.

 And my man noticed even living with me for 2 years almost he has never seen any evidence of me ever shutting at all. He just decided I'm the hot girl who never shits.

 So this delighted him. He babied me. He took care of me. He has ruthlessly picked on me.

 And I can't help but feel we are much closer bow after the past few months.

 I just felt sharing the story of Dovey shitting herself as work needed to be told. Since we all discuss pieces of shit here in this thread anyway.
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on December 13, 2024, 10:29:54 PMI've had both extremes. My ex was as low as you can get. My wife now is pure gold. You arent wrong tho, generally speaking....and we all know I love to generalize!

 My ex and your ex should hook up and make eavhothets lives miserable and you and I can watch and lol at them.

 But people like them always shoot above their level. They don't even want each other. They like finding, fooling and destroying kind and loving people who just want someone to share life with.
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on December 14, 2024, 09:35:35 AMIf you guys want some other gossip to break up the boring forum drama ...I'm here to over share as usual.

 So I got strep throat last week. It's been a rough month with my man having bacterial pneumonia and all that. And me and my 19 year old get strep.

 So I'm taking antibiotics and I took them on an empty stomach because I'm fucking stupid.

 I'm on my period so I have my reusable pads on and my period underwear....important part.

 So I get ready and take my antibiotic and I go to work. I am starting a 9 hour shift. Within the first few hours I have shit myself 3 times.

 I ended up throwing out 3 pads...and scrubbing my business with that cheap ass toilet paper at work and handsoap...because I'm psychotic about being clean.

 And I was clean alright. I managed to scrub off the first layers of tissue down in lady Town. I scrubbed my ass RAW. It fucking HURT. I finished my work day and told my man everything and he came to pick me up. Took me to CVS where I bought feminine wet wipes...because I am never using TP again...cream for my sore ass and tucks pads. I could barely walk.

 I'm sharing this because this was a defining experience in my life as I have never ever actually shit myself before. In fact i don't even shit in public ever.

 And my man noticed even living with me for 2 years almost he has never seen any evidence of me ever shutting at all. He just decided I'm the hot girl who never shits.

 So this delighted him. He babied me. He took care of me. He has ruthlessly picked on me.

 And I can't help but feel we are much closer bow after the past few months.

 I just felt sharing the story of Dovey shitting herself as work needed to be told. Since we all discuss pieces of shit here in this thread anyway.

Last lady I heard fucked her shit up this bad had to fuck 101 guys in under 24 hours to do it! Congrats on efficiency AND creativity!!!!
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Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 02:29:22 PMLast lady I heard fucked her shit up this bad had to fuck 101 guys in under 24 hours to do it! Congrats on efficiency AND creativity!!!!

 We were talking about that lol. The way I pulverized my dainty bits with just cheap TP...I cannot imagine what all those strange dicks would do.

 That's disgusting and self harm. People in her life should intervene on that woman's behalf. She's clearly a danger to herself.

 Just sick and sad
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Biggie Smiles

Admin. does such cock tho
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Dove

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Brent

Did that 101 dicks British woman win a cash prize or recognition from Guinness?
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on December 14, 2024, 02:46:18 PMSo much cock.
is the amount of cock admin sucks a threat to democracy ?
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Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 04:29:40 PMis the amount of cock admin sucks a threat to democracy ?
It's a threat to humanity.
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