Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

In that case, thank Gawd for the giant beanstalk coming to her senses.

 I like to think she was just trying to bait me with that one...anticipating my hesitation to support such a wild and sudden major life decision like conceiving a whole human being...and maybe that yeti she was dating had no idea Murd was planning their entire future together as a progtarded interracail lesbian couple complete with babies concieved with the sperm of some gay trans black woman.

 This whole dream of hers faded faster than her big Catholic wedding she was planning with Alfonso. Complete with her cathedral length veil. 

[Shen Li]

I like to think she was just trying to bait me with that one and maybe that yeti she was dating had no idea Murd was planning their entire future together as a protarded interracail lesbian couple complete with babies concieved with the sperm of some gay trans black woman.

 This whole dream of hers faded faster than her big Catholic wedding she was planning with Alfonso. Complete with her cathedral length veil. 

It sounds like it was all in Mergecock's alcohol-soaked brain.

[Dove]

It sounds like it was all in Mergecock's alcohol-soaked brain.

 I know i shouldnt enjoy her brain rot like i do.

 But i do lol.

 

[Brent]

I like to think she was just trying to bait me with that one...anticipating my hesitation to support such a wild and sudden major life decision like conceiving a whole human being...and maybe that yeti she was dating had no idea Murd was planning their entire future together as a progtarded interracail lesbian couple complete with babies concieved with the sperm of some gay trans black woman.

 This whole dream of hers faded faster than her big Catholic wedding she was planning with Alfonso. Complete with her cathedral length veil. 

Fat Oak would marry her.

[Odinson]

If it was KFC I would be there in a flash.

Baby I´ll even get Colonel Sanders himself to serve it to you..

Just get your sexy ass over here right now.

[Reggie Essent]

I like to think she was just trying to bait me with that one...anticipating my hesitation to support such a wild and sudden major life decision like conceiving a whole human being...and maybe that yeti she was dating had no idea Murd was planning their entire future together as a progtarded interracail lesbian couple complete with babies concieved with the sperm of some gay trans black woman.

 This whole dream of hers faded faster than her big Catholic wedding she was planning with Alfonso. Complete with her cathedral length veil. 

Wait!  So Murdy was dating a large black lesbian and wanted some random dude to whack off into a cup so she could get impregnated?

Shit! I missed all that drama.   

[Herman]

I like to think she was just trying to bait me with that one...anticipating my hesitation to support such a wild and sudden major life decision like conceiving a whole human being...and maybe that yeti she was dating had no idea Murd was planning their entire future together as a progtarded interracail lesbian couple complete with babies concieved with the sperm of some gay trans black woman.

 This whole dream of hers faded faster than her big Catholic wedding she was planning with Alfonso. Complete with her cathedral length veil. 

How old is Murdock? She must be over forty?

[Dove]

Wait!  So Murdy was dating a large black lesbian and wanted some random dude to whack off into a cup so she could get impregnated?

Shit! I missed all that drama.   

 She didnt post about that. I got treated to that one privately lol.

 This was shorlty after she sexually assaulted Biggie. 

[Dove]

How old is Murdock? She must be over forty?

 Ill be 45 next month and shes a few years older than me.

[Shen Li]

Baby I´ll even get Colonel Sanders himself to serve it to you..

Just get your sexy ass over here right now.

I'm on my way.  

[Shen Li]

Ill be 45 next month and shes a few years older than me.

She still hasn't figured out what she wants yet.

[Biggie Smiles]

She still hasn't figured out what she wants yet.

That's because the only thing going on between her ears is a slight breeze

[James Bond]

Lotusbud is getting flustered. She didn't do any research on Portugal before moving there as a tourist.

[Biggie Smiles]

Lotusbud is getting flustered. She didn't do any research on Portugal before moving there as a tourist.

okay -- this right here might actually tempt me to circumvent my permanent ban

just to fucking mock that hypocrite skank

because I certainly love it when those chickens finally come home to roost.

Keep me updated on how this situation progresses 

[Herman]

Lotusbud is getting flustered. She didn't do any research on Portugal before moving there as a tourist.

Does that suprise anybody. The stunned cunt doesn't even know the limitations on her Portuguese retirement visa.