Forum gossip thread

[Aryan]

Spiraling, right, because the forum urinal who admits he is a forum urinal and finds himself less intimidating than a pair of females says so. Got it. lulz

At least try and make sense.

Can you even reach an adult urinal? 

[Brent]

you know, there goes that self awareness thing benefiting you once again, you're right, I haven't been kicking you around, you've been kicking yourself around

I simply inspire you to do so with minimal effort.

thus, technically, I stand corrected, princess

If you panel abuse BF's bitch will he become your bitch?

[Biggie Smiles]

You claimed to have been kicking me around, when I asked how so, you said "errrr ackshually you've been doing it to yourself Lulz!"...

You're behaving like a cornered chihuahua, it's a tragic spectacle in all honesty.

AH.. the concept of leadership escapes you. Orchestrating is what tripped you up

I can see where this would be difficult for you seeing you have never amounted to anything in life, least of all a leader. So how could you possibly understand the concept of orchestrating. I can see where I am in err.

But fear not, I am here to help.

So when I said I orchestrate your self ass owning what I am telling you is that I am the inspiration behind your rather elaborate public meltdown. I inspire it. Therefore I lead it and in some respects it can still be said I'm doing it. You know, because I caused it to happen.

Much like a general will take credit for wins on a battlefield without actually having to fire a weapon?

hope this helps

[Biggie Smiles]

At least try and make sense.

Can you even reach an adult urinal? 

Which multi syllable word in that post did you find placed the most strain on your limited reading comprehension abilities?

Please be open and honest and I, in return, shall be mindful of your limitations and puree my posts down into a format much more palatable to you

[Biggie Smiles]

If you panel abuse BF's bitch will he become your bitch?

Careful now. He thinks you are irrelevant and might repeat this claim to us so for the 1400th time

then what will you do?

[Marvin]

Hell NOOOO..  Dilfy is trolling on the YNC as a soy boi, SJW and doing an outstanding job ruffling feathers there. lmao  He goes by the name - IPhonePride_He-Him  https://www.theync.com/iphonepride 

the denial is strong within you. Just try to comfort Scouse in this most hellish of times in his life. Be there for him in every single way. Even your SCAT may help him move on

[sicknote]

Snort.

yeah, orchestrating your self induced ass kicking where you repeatedly, and often gleefully, put your own foot in your own mouth after it has been in your own ass is me backtracking 

Good job princess.

Please refrain from doing the *Snort* thing, Oak does it and it makes me feel quite poorly 

[Aryan]

AH.. the concept of leadership escapes you. Orchestrating is what tripped you up

I can see where this would be difficult for you seeing you have never amounted to anything in life, least of all a leader. So how could you possibly understand the concept of orchestrating. I can see where I am in err.

But fear not, I am here to help.

So when I said I orchestrate your self ass owning what I am telling you is that I am the inspiration behind your rather elaborate public meltdown. I inspire it. Therefore I lead it and in some respects it can still be said I'm doing it. You know, because I caused it to happen.

Much like a general will take credit for wins on a battlefield without actually having to fire a weapon?

hope this helps

Did you just rather clumsily claim to be the "leader" of this shithole? 

Stop it, hahahaha. You must be embarking on one of those bizarre self-ownage trolls at this point, its the only explanation.

Will you get a crown or some shit in recognition of you being the head BC chank? 

What will your "spoils of war" be?  A choice between Shen Li's or DKG's yellow asses? LMAO

[Ravey]

the denial is strong within you. Just try to comfort Scouse in this most hellish of times in his life. Be there for him in every single way. Even your SCAT may help him move on

How's that lightbulb tasting, you bald-headed fuck  

[Aryan]

Which multi syllable word in that post did you find placed the most strain on your limited reading comprehension abilities?

Please be open and honest and I, in return, shall be mindful of your limitations and puree my posts down into a format much more palatable to you

Your fixation with public urinals suggests that a man of your, "limited" stature could have struggled using them in your adult years?

[Brent]

Careful now. He thinks you are irrelevant and might repeat this claim to us so for the 1400th time

then what will you do?

He is a soft one. That would make him a fine doormat if you decide to panel abuse him the way his master BF does.

[Brent]

He's just lashing out at the world since Dilf passed. He loved.. I do mean loved that man in every which way possible like Adm. loves to suck cock. His world is shattered no more SCAT and Dilf Barbie threesomes.

All I trying to say is put a little understanding in y'alls hearts.

I believe it.

[Aryan]

I believe it.

Yes, because you're a massive retard.

Proof positive that Seething Smiles will ally with a literal drooling halfwit just so long as they agree with one another.

Cringe.

[Marvin]

How's that lightbulb tasting, you bald-headed fuck  

Ahh to have 2011 back.. fuck that would be so awesome. God bless you Raven

[Biggie Smiles]

Did you just rather clumsily claim to be the "leader" of this shithole? 

Stop it, hahahaha. You must be embarking on one of those bizarre self-ownage trolls at this point, its the only explanation.

Will you get a crown or some shit in recognition of you being the head BC chank? 

What will your "spoils of war" be?  A choice between Shen Li's or DKG's yellow asses? LMAO

Good lord. You are far more inept than I originally thought

Seems you are too stupid to understand basic English.

Context is everything, Princess. So let me break it down for your since you are simply far too stupid to have grasped it the first time around.

When I used the word orchestrated during my initial mockery of your blatant lack of self respect, what I was attempting to impress upon you was the obvious fact that I orchestrate ie: lead, inspire, provoke, assemble your rather entertaining meltdowns. You do remember the part where I originally said I was kicking you around like a rag doll but then conceded to the fact that it is actually YOU doing all of the heavy lifting as it pertains to your self ownage and I am merely the puppeteer engineering the plays?

But of course you were too stupid to grasp that, and so, I elected to use a word which should be far more palatable to someone who happens to be the byproduct of date rape drugs, a lineage of goat dna and a 4th grade education.

Thus in such a context, I was in no way indicating that I was a leader of anything besides your most glorious and self owning fits of unmitigated hysteria.

In essence, if you happen by chance to understand what a synonym is, then you might just understand that I  was using the word "leader" in lieu of "orchestrate" to help someone with your vast plethora of intellectual deficiencies understand a concept. that concept being that is it me, your owner, leading you around by the nose into these most entertaining meltdowns that you are shamelessly putting up on public display. And the only reason the word leader was used in place of orchestrate is that you made it plainly obvious you were having significant difficultly understanding what the word orchestrate means. I was simply being accommodating to the less fortunate.

Now you are proving the word leadership trips you up as well.

So now we have to ask, how far do I have to dumb things down to get at a level you can assimilate? Must I throw stones at the wall, bang sticks on the ground, grunt, groan and perhaps make some clicking noises for you to a grasp a concept that even seamajor could understand?