Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

I want to say I'd be lying if I said I'm not disappointed I don't have a BF doppelganger yet but then I'd really be lying.

Let's do a test.

For purely scientific purposes.

Start a thread discussing shit with a bit of details and perhaps even an image or two to fully illustrate whatever theme surrounding shit that you have chosen

then let us see if the natives become equally excitable and as eager to clone and/or hijack your account as they were Wizer.

Don't use words longer than 6 characters with more than 2 vowels apiece. that will confuse them and make it much less likely that they will want to impersonate you.

[wizer]

have any the posts under your hijacked nic been authored entirely by the culprit or have they merely been copy overs from here?

I regret to inform you that I am unable to reply to that query as my posting abilities have been terminated due to the account hijack along with the ability to see posts on the board.

Recent data from long range sensors indicates that only the "2 Questions About the Ukraine War" thread was plagiarized from this forum and posted on BF by the hijacked wizer account.

We have engineers diligently working around the clock to create a graviton fissure in the gravatometric forcefield and analyze current data to download into the ship's database.

Sorry I've been binge watching Star Trek Voyager and it's starting to adversely affect me

[Biggie Smiles]

I regret to inform you that I am unable to reply to that query as my posting abilities have been terminated due to the account hijack along with the ability to see posts on the board.

Recent data from long range sensors indicates that only the "2 Questions About the Ukraine War" thread was plagiarized from this forum and posted on BF by the hijacked wizer account.

We have engineers diligently working around the clock to create a graviton fissure in the gravatometric forcefield and analyze current data to download into the ship's database.

Sorry I've been binge watching Star Trek Voyager and it's starting to adversely affect me

I remain convinced it was your thread about shit that has caused this hijacking happenstance to come upon you.

Furthermore, I truly believe that had you delved into greater and more repulsive details, perhaps with pictures to illustrate the repugnance of an overflowing toilet or some gif displaying, in graphic detail, some dude shitting himself on the way to a public bathroom your account would not only have been hijacked but would have received their gold standard in membership.

Or at a minimum been elevated to some kind of moderator status.

[Garraty_47]

Let's do a test.

For purely scientific purposes.

Start a thread discussing shit with a bit of details and perhaps even an image or two to fully illustrate whatever theme surrounding shit that you have chosen

An interesting theory but there are some things I simply can not do, not even for science. If that means everyone else gets a doppelganger and I have to be yet again the oddity, the forgotten, the left out then I'm perfectly okay with that. I will persevere... somehow.

I'm sure science will forgive me; as a start at compensating science for my refusal I've been tweaking the function that will run the Quiz widget on the next iteration of my web site. It's not much but it's better than nothing and the last thing I want to do is piss off science.

[wizer]

Or at a minimum been elevated to some kind of moderator status.

Nothing would please me more than being granted the ultimate title and all the inherent responsibility including but not limited to determining which photos depicting people covered in feces and eating it meet the qualifications to be splattered all over the BF subforums.

[Biggie Smiles]

Nothing would please me more than being granted the ultimate title and all the inherent responsibility including but not limited to determining which photos depicting people covered in feces and eating it meet the qualifications to be splattered all over the BF subforums.

A weighty and most coveted responsibility indeed. A responsibility which undoubtedly comes with fringe benefits such as unlimited access to the scat database and areas of the forum flowing with milk and diarrhea 


sigh... as I reflect upon what could have been had I only decided to tow the line

[wizer]

A weighty and most coveted responsibility indeed. A responsibility which undoubtedly comes with fringe benefits such as unlimited access to the scat database and areas of the forum flowing with milk and diarrhea 


sigh... as I reflect upon what could have been had I only decided to tow the line

I feel like such a failure.

[Biggie Smiles]

I feel like such a failure.

You and me both old friend. How could one squander such an opportunity is all my inner voice keeps reminding me.

[wizer]

You and me both old friend. How could one squander such an opportunity is all my inner voice keeps reminding me.

It could conceivably take decades of intensive therapy to get through this unmitigated disaster and severe trauma, but with good competent medical help I'm confident we will some day get to a better place where we can appreciate the inherent value in eating a turd and posting about it on an internet message board where people will flock to in droves and drop to their knees and worship us like the gods we have become.

[Biggie Smiles]

By the way, Wizer, prior to your most unfortunate ex-communication from the Holy Mountain were you ever fortunate enough to stumble upon some of the more cherished imagery such as the amputee and fat girl porn?

and by fat girl porn I am NOT referencing any of Murdock's more disgusting and gratuitous nudes, but rather actual porn depicting very unfortunate souls being engulfed by generous amounts of cottage cheese.

[Biggie Smiles]

It could conceivably take decades of intensive therapy to get through this unmitigated disaster and severe trauma, but with good competent medical help I'm confident we will some day get to a better place where we can appreciate the inherent value in eating a turd and posting about it on an internet message board where people will flock to in droves and drop to their knees and worship us like the gods we have become.

I've embraced my demons and come to terms with what could have, would have and should have been. A position of magnificence atop a mountain of human waste, surrounded by grunting and groaning deviants with arms outward and palms faced skywards.

It could have been a great run.. but I instead chose the safety and security that naturally comes with human decency and wound up here.

if I could turn back the hands of time....

[Biggie Smiles]

If I could could turn

turn back the hands of time

then my darling

that scat database would be mine....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

sigh... this is all too overwhelming for me at the moment

can we change the subject please?

let us lighten up the mood and discuss something with a happier theme.. like a life afflicted with herpes or spontaneously rotting away while still breathing due to AIDS