Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Hoor wars --

Now that brings back some fond memories of a time very much missed -- both online and off.

anyway, 17 years ago I made this parody clip to capture the essence of the epic battle between betrayed wives and their adulterous arch enemies

[Reggie Essent]

yes.  She was in chage of the betrayed wives clan fighting the good fight against women who openly admitted to being the other woman

It was hysterical in so many way

Those were the days old friend

I remember now.  Didn't we start calling her Cooter or something?

Those were fun times.

[Biggie Smiles]

I remember now.  Didn't we start calling her Cooter or something?

Those were fun times.

Yeeeees...     she fucking hated that.

then there was me, a double agent operative at BOTH secret hideaways stoking the flames for the amusement of our home board

I actually had two of the hoors wanting to date me and some of the betrayed wives considering abandoning their husbands for me

I was like 'this can't be real... I'm here to troll you and you want to fuck me?  "

those were some great times

[Reggie Essent]

Yeeeees...     she fucking hated that.

then there was me, a double agent operative at BOTH secret hideaways stoking the flames for the amusement of our home board

I actually had two of the hoors wanting to date me and some of the betrayed wives considering abandoning their husbands for me

I was like 'this can't be real... I'm here to troll you and you want to fuck me?  "

those were some great times

It was great bringing it to the home board so none of us had to go anywhere for our daily entertainment.

[Biggie Smiles]

Damn... ya'll got me sifting through my old youtube with a nostalgia now

who remembers the history channel? And their documentary about their being some hidden meaning within the words of the bible which can only be extracted with complex linguistics algorithms in shit

Well, if you've ever had the joy of reading one of Poofer's lengthier posts in his truest form you'll see why this parody video is so funny

[Biggie Smiles]

It was great bringing it to the home board so none of us had to go anywhere for our daily entertainment.

These broads used to burn through forum after forum like a swarm of angry termites



then they hit trollvalhalla and we were like 'sure, we'll host you fucking silly werd war and laugh at you all for it, why not"

2 or three of them growling and hissing at each other were good for 200+ new posts on a weeknight. Easy

that shit was hysterical to me.

[Biggie Smiles]

What was even funnier is that the blood feud was so strong that once two of them got into a death grip with each other there was NOTHING you could do to distract them

Nothing at all. them came for blood and blood is what they were going to get, so just get out of the way! I tried everything short of posting videos of their children being held hostage in some Islamic bunker and they didn't flinch. Just kept scratching and hissing and pulling hair.

it was pretty epic

[Biggie Smiles]

Not for nothing tho but some of those other women were fine as fuck

I got some really good nudes out of them while I camped at their super secret board. Whereas the battered wives looked even less appealing than Oak  -- as in .. I wouldn't fuck one of them with a dick tied to the end of a fishing rod

and I'm the guy who fucked murdock... so that alone should give you some perspective here.

I can totally see why those husbands were cheating on those cunts

[Reggie Essent]

Not for nothing tho but some of those other women were fine as fuck

I got some really good nudes out of them while I camped at their super secret board. Whereas the battered wives looked even less appealing than Oak  -- as in .. I wouldn't fuck one of them with a dick tied to the end of a fishing rod

and I'm the guy who fucked murdock... so that alone should give you some perspective here.

I can totally see why those husbands were cheating on those cunts

I remember the Other Hoors making fun of Muffin's skin problems.  They were vicious as fuck.